SV650.org - SV650 & Gladius 650 Forum



Idle Banter For non SV and non bike related chat (and the odd bit of humour - but if any post isn't suitable it'll get deleted real quick).
There's also a "U" rating so please respect this. Newbies can also say "hello" here too.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 07-12-09, 03:31 PM   #21
Bri w
Member
 
Bri w's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Turre, Almeria
Posts: 668
Default Re: had a pint last night?

I don't tempt fate, especially in December. I was out with the lads on Saturday night, as designated driver. Orange J20 - ar5se thought it had been on a curry night after half a doz .

Don't people talk sh!t3 after a few beers
__________________
"It's not the years in your life, it's the life in your years."

Currently - Fighting the urge... seen a nice Triumph America

Previously - Honda CB125, Honda CB400-4 & BSA B40, Moto Guzzi 850, Yamaha RD250, Suzuki GT380, Kawasaki Z1B, Kawasaki Z650, Honda VFR, Triumph Street Triple R.
Bri w is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-09, 03:45 PM   #22
davepreston
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: had a pint last night?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bri w View Post
Don't people talk sh!t3 after a few beers
yes and me the the rest of us shall take great pleasure in proving that on the 12th
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-09, 03:50 PM   #23
sunshine
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: had a pint last night?

i went to meet some mates i was on the bike, and i had one, they talked me into a second and third. so the end of the night as they had a fag i pushed my bike to the nearest lamp post and started chaining it up outside the pub and a copper pulls over and thinking im about to ride off they breathalise me, after only just finishing drink a few minutes ago i knew i was going to fail, also knew they couldnt do me as i had been riding i was completely shocked to find i passed the test!!!

3 pints of cider and i still passed a breath test but then about a month later i also found out that local anesthesia's dont effect me, so surgery hurts me more than it should
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-09, 05:49 PM   #24
davepreston
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: had a pint last night?

Quote:
Originally Posted by sunshine View Post
i went to meet some mates i was on the bike, and i had one, they talked me into a second and third. so the end of the night as they had a fag i pushed my bike to the nearest lamp post and started chaining it up outside the pub and a copper pulls over and thinking im about to ride off they breathalise me, after only just finishing drink a few minutes ago i knew i was going to fail, also knew they couldnt do me as i had been riding i was completely shocked to find i passed the test!!!

3 pints of cider and i still passed a breath test but then about a month later i also found out that local anesthesia's dont effect me, so surgery hurts me more than it should
oh yes they can sorry mate if you have the means motive and opertunity your in the dock my boy
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-09, 06:02 PM   #25
metalhead19
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: had a pint last night?

Quote:
Originally Posted by davepreston View Post
oh yes they can sorry mate if you have the means motive and opertunity your in the dock my boy
Hang on so your saying that you can still get done if they think your about to drive/ride off when your next to your vehicle?
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-09, 06:29 PM   #26
Dave20046
Member
Mega Poster
 
Dave20046's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Sheffield
Posts: 10,274
Default Re: had a pint last night?

Quote:
Originally Posted by metalhead19 View Post
Hang on so your saying that you can still get done if they think your about to drive/ride off when your next to your vehicle?
Not sure about bikes but if you're ****ed and in possession of your key and in your car you can be done..
Technically sunshine could have been done anyway for pushing his bike whilst under the influence as it counts as being drunk and incharge of a vehicle (I think!)
__________________
Dave20046 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-09, 06:43 PM   #27
Tiger 55
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: had a pint last night?

Quote:
Originally Posted by husky03 View Post
go have two pints and then drive your car 6-7 hours later and see how confident you are when you need to blow.
Pretty confident I think.

1) You can't convert units of alcohol to mg of alcohol per mg of blood because lots of things influence the outcome; gender, weight, hydration levels, food eaten etc

and

2) You can't calculate the elimination rate of alcohol because that also varies wildy. I studied this at the college of knowledge and the rates differed from .6 of a unit per hour (your aunt who only drinks sherry at Christmas aunt) to 1.8 units per hour (you uncle who drinks 5 pints at lunchtime and 10 at night)

but

3) You only need to lose 2 units of the roughly 5 you consumed to be under the limit. Over 6-7 hours even your aunt can crack that.

Here's a poorly reproduced picture from a pamphlet produced by our good friends at the Transport and Road Research Laboratory

Drinking and driving might not be big and clever, but it's not illegal.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-09, 07:04 PM   #28
Milky Bar Kid
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: had a pint last night?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave20046 View Post
Not sure about bikes but if you're ****ed and in possession of your key and in your car you can be done..
Technically sunshine could have been done anyway for pushing his bike whilst under the influence as it counts as being drunk and incharge of a vehicle (I think!)

Correct. This has been done to death though.

And it's not because the cops "think" you mgiht drive, it's because you are drunk and IN CHARGE of a motor vehicle.
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-09, 07:08 PM   #29
Biker Biggles
Member
Mega Poster
 
Biker Biggles's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Barnet Herts
Posts: 5,071
Default Re: had a pint last night?

So if you live in a camper van you could never legally get drunk at home?
__________________
On a clear day we stand there and look further than the ordinary eye can see.
Biker Biggles is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-09, 07:09 PM   #30
Dave20046
Member
Mega Poster
 
Dave20046's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Sheffield
Posts: 10,274
Default Re: had a pint last night?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Biker Biggles View Post
So if you live in a camper van you could never legally get drunk at home?
You could you would just have to give your key to someone who isn't drinking or secure it outside the vehicle somewhere.
__________________
Dave20046 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Attacking your pint! rictus01 Idle Banter 6 08-09-09 01:29 PM
The £4 Pint gettin2dizzy Idle Banter 13 20-11-07 08:52 PM
goin 4 a pint leemole Idle Banter 15 28-10-07 07:54 PM
History repeats itself - just like a bad pint!!! Caddy2000 SV Talk, Tuning & Tweaking 15 26-09-06 05:13 PM
the_Runt69 i owe ya pint and a hug. Paws Idle Banter 4 09-07-06 10:07 PM


All times are GMT. The time now is 11:12 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® - Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.