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Old 22-12-09, 02:41 PM   #21
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Bloody Hell!!!! Hope he was alright..
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Old 22-12-09, 03:04 PM   #22
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ouch!!
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Old 22-12-09, 04:10 PM   #23
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You're in sooo much trouble now, Spidey don't like posts in German, unless Google or Babelfish can translate it
Sorry, try morse.


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Old 22-12-09, 06:40 PM   #24
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What a dozy pillock. "Don't worry, my hi-vis will protect me"
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Old 22-12-09, 08:30 PM   #25
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Sorry, try morse.


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Dirty trick, putting punctuation in it.

Try phonetic morse, it makes it easier to translate. And its quicker off the tongue, e.g. dah-di-di-dit di-dah-dit di-dit di-dah dah-dit/ di-dah-dah di-dah di-di-dit /dit di-dah-dit dit. After 30 years of rust, not sure if its correct.
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Old 22-12-09, 09:53 PM   #26
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Why did he need to stop the traffic they could have just pulled on to the road?

We don't use bikes on fast roads for that reason. You can't be seen!
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Old 22-12-09, 11:49 PM   #27
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He knows he'll never get into trouble with me.
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Old 23-12-09, 07:27 AM   #28
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you'd hope the police biking standards of anywhere in the world would teach their officers that something like that is a real bad idea, and completely unnecessary.

He was to gain to very little by risking so much.
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Old 23-12-09, 11:21 AM   #29
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WTF, what an eejit!! I'm not a traffic officer and I wouldn't have done that! DOH! Bet he regrets it now though!
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