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Old 11-03-10, 12:41 PM   #21
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Heh it is different on here when someone cuts you up and you boot the shoite out of their car
If the OP is to be believed, he didn't cut the ped up.

You don't need to damage somebody's car if they cut you up anyway. A rap on the drivers window with a carbon fibre knuckle, or pull the passenger mirror forward and let it spring back, scares the **** out of them and does no damage.

Wait until the traffic is about to move, then open the boot and ride away is great one too.

(remember that pinch of salt PC brigade!)

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Old 11-03-10, 01:27 PM   #22
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I have booted someones door in for trying to knock me off because i filtered infront of them in a traffic que, i kicked their door in AFTER he rammed me over to otherside of the road which damaged his car even more, i booted the door as he basically tried to kill me...... that i dont take kindly to as im sure most people with a temper would and managed to get off and confront him. i did all the right things reported it with a witness willing to go to court, the police threw it out because the old **** claimed i hit him and they said if i wanted to take it further it would result in me being done for criminal damage.... needles to say i wont be reporting this one

all i did to this **** yesterday was laugh at him (comon its a moped, hard not to) and call him a **** for risking the peoples lifes of the cars coming the otherway
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Old 11-03-10, 02:13 PM   #23
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(remember that pinch of salt PC brigade!)
I am a long long way from ever being PC lol
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Old 11-03-10, 03:00 PM   #24
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Trouble is unless they grow up and get a proper bike, they go out and by a cage. Then they start trying to annoy bikers by trying to get past them on country roads, which they have no hope of achieving in their little Ford Focus

Happened on Sundays EAR rideout, some little chav was doing his utmost to get past Mr Speedplay & Mr Seggons. Complete Twonk
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Old 11-03-10, 03:06 PM   #25
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From another angle...

You encourage him to pass, then when it's clear the kid's made an almighty balls-up/ mis-judgement do nothing at all to help him out of it.

Anyone who's never nipped passed something then thought "That was a bit daft" step forward.

Granny impersonations over for the day.
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Old 11-03-10, 03:22 PM   #26
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Grooo that's reminded me of the little 125 in London this morning, no wing mirrors, slow as ****e and getting in everyones way weaving all over the shop *fume*
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From another angle...

Anyone who's never nipped passed something then thought "That was a bit daft" step forward.

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Steps a back...several times.
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Old 11-03-10, 03:33 PM   #28
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They are feckin slow though...
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They are feckin slow though...
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aww yeah i am so totally the man, put the fear of the devil into that little **** today

i saw him on Friday in the mirror doing exactly what he did to me to someone else but he got away with it and went past me nothing i could do.

on the way home from work today coming up to a mini rounderboat that turns into the road where the incident happened i saw him, i said to the co passenger "look its him!" and with perfect luck he reaches the rounderbout and had to give way to me , he realised who the silver astra was and looked at me whilst i went slowly round the rounderbout and i mouthed some obscenity..... he cancelled his indicator and went full circle back the way he came to which we burst out laughing

yeh boy, dont mess wiv da astra possy init brap!
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