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Old 26-06-10, 01:25 AM   #21
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Old 26-06-10, 02:46 AM   #22
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We all used to d ick around on our 'peds in the old days. It was possible to smoke whilst riding (but they didn't last long), and one of our clan used to eat sherbert fountains as he rode his Honda ss50. One time he tipped his head back to endulge in that final pleasure of tipping the last of the sherbert into his mouth and rode straight into a phone box.
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Old 26-06-10, 06:51 AM   #23
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I do believe the topic of this thread mentions "High Speed" so `peds and smoking doesn`t qualify , the image of the guy going for the last of the Sherbert is hilarious , that must have been like watching a "Carry On" film .
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Old 26-06-10, 07:55 AM   #24
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Old 26-06-10, 08:01 AM   #25
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Open visor a little to cool down and let an angry wasp in
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Open your visor to see better if it is misty----------especially if you wear glasses cos then your stuffed.
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Old 26-06-10, 10:56 AM   #27
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Old 26-06-10, 11:15 AM   #28
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Old 27-06-10, 10:25 AM   #30
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Probably naughty, but I do love to grope the wife when I am pillion, nothing like a 100MPH boob grab!

Carol says that her GTR fairing was so good she could smoke a fag at about a tonne with little difficulty.
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