How long should flowers for the wife last?

Take her out for a suprise meal.

Women love suprises, they really do. Except of course when they come home to find you in bed with their best mate!

[timwilky]

Made the mistake of buying them once.

Out shopping with her (I know stupid, don't do the s word anymore) and she decides to go stuff her face. So whilst she is in queue to be served I disappear into flower shop next door.

Come into the cafe and she is in a right raqe. how dare I just wonder off without saying anything. "Oh so you won't want these then". I seem to recall it worked

Originally Posted by Cronos

Take her out for a suprise meal.

Women love suprises, they really do. Except of course when they come home to find you in bed with their best mate!

Now there's a good idea.

The dinner I mean...

Originally Posted by thor

Could do. But do I have to watch the DVD with her? To prove I love her, I once watched "Bridget Jones' Diary" with her. I am now mentally scarred for life and my eyesight is very poor sue to me trying to claw my own eyes out. Is more torture required?

I know the feeling 2 Xmas's ago I bought ger the complete box set of Friends. Nonstop all Xmas AAARRRGGGHHHHH

Originally Posted by sharriso74

I know the feeling 2 Xmas's ago I bought ger the complete box set of Friends. Nonstop all Xmas AAARRRGGGHHHHH

Oh god man I feel your PAIN...

Originally Posted by sharriso74

I know the feeling 2 Xmas's ago I bought ger the complete box set of Friends. Nonstop all Xmas AAARRRGGGHHHHH

No sympathy, as that was self-inflicted torture :P. You should have bought her "Long Way Round" or somthing similar

Thor...Your telling me you didn't like Bridgett's sensible knickers?

Found they caused considerable chaffing when I was on my bike

Much better to buy some lingerie as she'll remember it every time she wears it.

sharris wrote:

Found they caused considerable chaffing when I was on my bike

He...llooooo Mummy!