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Old 28-04-06, 09:45 AM   #21
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I work (as does my partner)

I cook (as does my partner, now she knows how)

I clean (as does my partner)

I do the washing (as does my partner)

I iron (as does my partner)

I wash up (as does my partner)

I walk the dogs (as does my partner)

I do all DIY (my partner helps)

I ride an SV (as does my partner)

I dislike most TV programmes ( my partner has her choice of TV programmes)

I have sex ( my partner doesn't mind so long as i don't wake her)




Am i that difficult to understand, except maybe by some men.
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Old 28-04-06, 10:11 AM   #22
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The handsome nice and heterosexual men are married.
I knew I was married and hetero,but thanks for the reassurance on the other two things.
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Old 29-04-06, 12:04 AM   #23
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Come on Ping thats all men want, If you want the remote get multiroom
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Old 29-04-06, 12:05 AM   #24
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Oh there was one missing there

BEER

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Old 29-04-06, 05:22 AM   #25
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Women may as well speak another language! I dont understand them.. at all.. ever.... and I think they go out of their way to do this to me!
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Old 01-05-06, 12:15 PM   #26
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Quote:
Originally Posted by K
But oooooohhhh no. You lie. You blatently lie!

Men have secret deigns, plans, schemes and desire that they never admit to until someone is brave enough to force the issue.

Come on, it's true isn't it...
Sounds like the voice of experience... there are still some nice guys out there you know.

If I meet one I'll let you know!
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Old 01-05-06, 12:27 PM   #27
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lol i think its good that we dont understand men and more importantly that they dont understand us. me I dont understand anything but it makes life easier as i dont try and figure it out
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Old 01-05-06, 12:41 PM   #28
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Women may as well speak another language!
They do VB, it's called English! :P
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Old 01-05-06, 12:42 PM   #29
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Dratt! I speak Welsh!

Occasionaly English.. and sometimes both...

I still dont understand women though!
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Old 01-05-06, 01:11 PM   #30
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Foey - you are a rare gem among pebbles.

But then, my other half thinks he does all that too... He DOES cook more than me, but he's done the washing up about 2 or 3 times in the past month... He hasn't done any other form of housework (apart from some cooking and his laundry... oh, he'll take the rubbish out to the bin occasionally). I mow the lawns. He thinks the garden's a dump (although used another term to describe it) and has no interest in it so doesn't see why he should ever do it.

I guess this constitutes helping out round the house... except its NOT MY JOB to do it all so WHY it's called 'helping out' is beyond me.

It should be called DOING YOUR FAIR SHARE.
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