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Old 19-05-06, 01:19 PM   #21
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Paul had nothing against her left leg. Unfortunately, neither did she.
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Old 19-05-06, 01:21 PM   #22
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A poem by Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river


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Old 19-05-06, 01:22 PM   #23
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I'd forgotten about that one






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Old 19-05-06, 01:35 PM   #24
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I heard she was a bit of a hopper!!
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Old 19-05-06, 01:43 PM   #25
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Paul obviously noticed that something was afoot..........
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Old 19-05-06, 01:44 PM   #26
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I'm sure he'll miss their games of hopscotch, even though she won every time :P
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Old 19-05-06, 01:48 PM   #27
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Its all over the fact that he wouldnt buy her a plane for christmas...he said, cant you just get your leg waxed!
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Old 19-05-06, 02:05 PM   #28
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Its all over the fact that he wouldnt buy her a plane for christmas...he said, cant you just get your leg waxed!
Bet that rubbed her up the wrong way..........went against the grain........
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Old 19-05-06, 02:05 PM   #29
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Did she tell him to get knotted?
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Old 19-05-06, 02:11 PM   #30
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Veet for one leg and Autosol for the other.
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