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Old 05-06-06, 08:38 PM   #21
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Doesn't matter
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Old 05-06-06, 09:10 PM   #22
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If a bike is travelling at 50mph but the speed limit is 30mph and an orange from Salisbury's cost 15p how long will it take to post a letter to Scotland......

You do the maths we'll do the pizza
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Old 05-06-06, 09:56 PM   #23
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If a bike is travelling at 50mph but the speed limit is 30mph and an orange from Salisbury's cost 15p how long will it take to post a letter to Scotland......

You do the maths we'll do the pizza
Is it five hours, seventeen inches and thruppence?
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Old 05-06-06, 10:03 PM   #24
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Doesn't matter
From memory, 31536000 (std 24 hour day, 365 days a year). I remember working it out in a dull class when I was a teenager. Why, oh why, can't I remember the useful things in life?
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Old 05-06-06, 10:04 PM   #25
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Originally Posted by didge
If a bike is travelling at 50mph but the speed limit is 30mph and an orange from Salisbury's cost 15p how long will it take to post a letter to Scotland......

You do the maths we'll do the pizza
Is it five hours, seventeen inches and thruppence?
Is that first class or second?
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Old 05-06-06, 11:04 PM   #26
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1st Recorded delivery

come one guys you should know this..
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Old 05-06-06, 11:11 PM   #27
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I've got one for you....

How many seconds are there in a year??
12 or 31536000, depending which 'seconds' you mean
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Old 05-06-06, 11:31 PM   #28
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If an electric train is doing 75mph into a 35 mph head wind, what speed is the smoke travelling at?
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Old 05-06-06, 11:34 PM   #29
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If an electric train is doing 75mph into a 35 mph head wind, what speed is the smoke travelling at?
I'll set light to it to get the smoke....
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Old 05-06-06, 11:47 PM   #30
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A new medical building containing 100 offices had just been completed. Mark was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will Mark have to paint the number nine?
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