I need help guys

Originally Posted by BigApe

I'd dump her and get one that doesn't complain.

Oh hang on, this is a case of "but they all do that sir" isn't it.

Dump her anyway.

Originally Posted by kwak zzr

tell her to get over it.

i honestly am about ready to do what you two guys said

Originally Posted by BigApe

I'd dump her and get one that doesn't complain.

Oh hang on, this is a case of "but they all do that sir" isn't it.

Dump her anyway.

Originally Posted by kitkat

oi we do not all complain. :

see your complaining

[anna]

Originally Posted by xlewdx

Are you sure you were the jerk

Ya know don't get suckered, woman are incredibly intelligent creatures and can make you believe anything, and I mean anything is your fault.

So before you go around screaming for forgiveness make sure ya really need too!!!!!!

I'm just curious.. are you single??

Jabba.. fantastic solution would work every time

Originally Posted by anna

Jabba.. fantastic solution would work every time

Originally Posted by anna

I'm just curious.. are you single??

No I'm happily married.............in the context of that relationship I keep my mouth shut and I know my place

On here though I can at least pretend to myself and you folks that I'm a misogynistic man who actually has a pair.

I was hoping that nobody would see through it

Looks like I've been busted

sleep with her sister. it'll put it in perspective

buy her some cake. when you give it to her slap her on the árse and say "you dont mind a bit of cake do you love, you're obviously not watching your figure" or something like that.

she'll be putty.

HTH

Originally Posted by BigApe

I'd dump her and get one that doesn't complain.

Oh hang on, this is a case of "but they all do that sir" isn't it.

Dump her anyway.

i did that good call problem solved

All in all a good result for your ex girlfriend.

Originally Posted by Jabba

Stand below her bedroom singing "O Solé Mio". When she looks out, make a "woo woo" noise like a steam train and wave your willy at her

Damn, anyone got a spare keyboard and monitor? Oh and a new job, my boss is giving me a funny look.