Am I shrinking, or is everything else getting bigger?

Originally Posted by Kinvig

kitkats, perchance???!

not really that keen on kitkats. saying that if there is nothing else i can tolerate them. the nickname goes back to a joke when I was in wrens. saying no more

[Spiderman]

K, maybe its a side affect of your hair having shrunk recently too.

[Richie]

Originally Posted by K

I used to be a size 10 - now size 8 trousers are virtually falling off my bum...

(in the loosest sense of the word - and trousers) hanging off my hips.

This Thread is poinless without photo's K.... pm them to me.... Then I'll let you know.

Never mind your bodies, more importantly cream eggs are shrinking too

[dizzyblonde]

Originally Posted by Baph

Oh it gets better.

Every now & again I have to have an appointment at the local hospital for them to draw the fluid out of my spinal area, as if it's left it causes untold problems to my innards.

I can have the bones fused, and the discs removed, which would solve that part of the problem, but I'd also loose mobility (apparently up to 5degrees, which is a hell of a lot in your spine), and the operation itself carries a high risk of paralysis from the waist down, and medium risk of quadripalegia.

The benefits of not having the operation outweigh the risks of having it, and not having it leaves me parapalegic at a predicted 40years old.

And that's only the half of it.

my mate had a double spine fusion, its not very nice for him he hasn't decided yet if it actually did him any good. He's not very bendy unlike me..due to the hyper mobility thing, something to do with high collagen, I can not only look forward to being more normal( less bendy) as i get older, but I will look a lot younger than most crinkleys my age, collagen levels also predict how wrinkley you get. also I'll probably not shrink either...wehey im indoors will be happy in later life!!

[mattSV]

Originally Posted by kitkat

not really that keen on kitkats. saying that if there is nothing else i can tolerate them. the nickname goes back to a joke when I was in wrens. saying no more

I knew a wren who could have been called kitkat - have we met?

I'm surprised no-one has asked for a picture of said bum so they can judge!

Well, I'm certainly not going to...

Originally Posted by Richie

This Thread is poinless without photo's K.... pm them to me.... Then I'll let you know.

As Richie says

[Spiderman]

Whats K's bum? Well she did post a pic of it ages ago. Oh no hang on that wasnt a pic of her bum ... it was just of her new leathers sat on the bike, with her in em.

Originally Posted by Richie

This Thread is poinless without photo's K.... pm them to me.... Then I'll let you know.

I do believe you took a sneaky pic on the North/South when I was trying to avoid your camera... or were you fibbing as a wind-up - afterall, I've yet to see any evidence.


Anyway - enough of my backside thankyou very much - it's mine, so ner. This is a serious thread about serious issues of retailer misrepresentation and consumer ... er... shrinkage... um...

... yeah right.