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Old 10-10-07, 01:39 PM   #21
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Who will be first to post their photo and 50-100 word summary?
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Old 10-10-07, 01:43 PM   #22
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Who will be first to post their photo and 50-100 word summary?
As sure as eggs is eggs, Nick4 will have something in the pipeline.
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Old 10-10-07, 01:44 PM   #23
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I may throw my particulars into the hat later on....
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Old 10-10-07, 02:38 PM   #24
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I may throw my particulars into the hat later on....
ouch
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Old 10-10-07, 03:41 PM   #25
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oooh all turned a bit shy now lol
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Old 10-10-07, 03:44 PM   #26
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Yeah, wimps!
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Old 10-10-07, 03:53 PM   #27
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Whilst you blokes have been playing pocket billiards, I have written a poem on the subject.


There was a girl called Sandy, who was feeling rather r*ndy (lonely)
So she asked with great decorum, for a date on the SV forum.
She expected plenty of replies, hopefully filled with charm & wit.
But all she got were schoolboys, & loads of male bullsh1t.

First there was the bread named fella, telling his tall tales.
They probably really work on sheep, 'cause that's all you get in Wales.
Then she got old Kinvig, I believe his name is Dirk.
It didn't take a PHD to figure out he was a berk.

There were many others, but it had all become a pain.
Lecherous words from around the country, & even as far as Spain.
Thoroughly disheartened, & thinking of the time she'd spent.
She jumped upon her bronze SV, & went & joined the local con-vent!
BOOM BOOM!


Apologies to any injured parties, but I had to find something to do whilst my welding cooled down.

Responses in rhyme please.
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Old 10-10-07, 04:01 PM   #28
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There was a young man from Kent
Whose tadger was a wee bit bent
To save himself trouble
He put it in double
And instead of coming,He went.

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Old 10-10-07, 04:03 PM   #29
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Whilst you blokes have been playing pocket billiards, I have written a poem on the subject.



Then she got old Kinvig, I believe his name is Dirk.
It didn't take a PHD to figure out he was a berk.


Apologies to any injured parties, but I had to find something to do whilst my welding cooled down.

Responses in rhyme please.
Now whatever have I done to warrant being called a berk?


Spanner man only may respond. ;o)
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Old 10-10-07, 04:06 PM   #30
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hello

nice poem spiderman,


like it

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