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Old 22-12-07, 06:03 PM   #31
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Sad little scroats some of them who simply abuse their powers and give the decent ones a bad name.
Only a small minority, but what a bunch of tossers.
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Old 22-12-07, 06:41 PM   #32
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Sometimes new technology makes things possible. A bit like using your phone to listen to MP3s on an aeroplane - without turning on the radio bit and risk making the plane crash - Jobsworth, Jobsworth, Jobsworth!
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Sometimes new technology makes things possible. A bit like using your phone to listen to MP3s on an aeroplane - without turning on the radio bit and risk making the plane crash - Jobsworth, Jobsworth, Jobsworth!
Saying that why doesnt the guy buy one of those Clifford alarms that do this? That way he wouldnt have to leave his keys in the ignition and the alarm stops the car if it drives away or the doors/windows are breached.

That way he gets what he wants and the cops cant say jack.
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Old 22-12-07, 07:09 PM   #34
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Jobsworth, Jobsworth, Jobsworth!


Oh no he isn't!









Get with the Christmas spirit
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Old 22-12-07, 07:23 PM   #35
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Only if you are buying
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Old 22-12-07, 07:42 PM   #36
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Oh go on then, a short for you! No offence of course!
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Old 22-12-07, 07:47 PM   #37
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I wonder if my Merc does that
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Yeah I know. But I bet you've heard that a few times over the last few days ey Pete
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So how would his car have been stolen if it was locked? Does the fact that is running BUT locked qualify him for being done?

I understand how there would be a risk of the car being nicked if it was UNlocked and running but being locked???

Sorry can't see the reasoning on this one
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So how would his car have been stolen if it was locked? Does the fact that is running BUT locked qualify him for being done?

I understand how there would be a risk of the car being nicked if it was UNlocked and running but being locked???

Sorry can't see the reasoning on this one

Quitting is leaving a vehicle running and unattended on a road. The bloke fullfilled the points of the offence.

Oh, and I bet I could get it away in about, oh, 5 seconds!

How?

Brick through the window, dive in, zoom. Happy Christmas me!

Don't forget, they are stolen by criminals who wouldn't think twice about smashing the car up a bit to get it away.
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