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Old 02-02-08, 11:44 AM   #31
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Default Re: Will anything change now I'm 40?

You,ll go running upstairs for something and forget what it was was by the the top step, then you,ll go on the ORG. for two hours, go downstairs and remember what it was you were after in the first place and then forget it again......happy birthday young un.
p.s. Ive had more fun since I was 40 than anytime I can remember, mind you me memory isnt what it once was
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Old 02-02-08, 12:58 PM   #32
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Default Re: Will anything change now I'm 40?

You will remember songs from the first and better release, but then forget.

It will take you all night to do what you used to do all night.

your back will go, followed by belly.

You will start to see thugs on the streets instead of children playing out.

You will become grumpy and then opinionated..

But start to worry if the waist band on your trousers starts to approach your nipples
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Old 02-02-08, 06:23 PM   #33
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Everyone in your househols has a better idea of what suits you on the clothing front better than you do yourself.

No one laughs at your fave tried and tested joke anymore.

Your kids cross over when they see you approaching when in the town centre accompanied by their mates.

Your dance moves have now become a focal point for mockery.

You begin to see the sense in owning a small conomical car.

Today's music to you ear is just "noise" as they don't make them like they used to.

You suddenly catch your self in old farty mode way too fequently as you reminisce to all that will listen as to how it used to be.
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Old 02-02-08, 06:54 PM   #34
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Everyone in your househols has a better idea of what suits you on the clothing front better than you do yourself.

No one laughs at your fave tried and tested joke anymore.

Your kids cross over when they see you approaching when in the town centre accompanied by their mates.

Your dance moves have now become a focal point for mockery.

You begin to see the sense in owning a small conomical car.

Today's music to you ear is just "noise" as they don't make them like they used to.

You suddenly catch your self in old farty mode way too fequently as you reminisce to all that will listen as to how it used to be.
alot of truth in this
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Old 03-02-08, 12:28 PM   #35
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mind you me memory isnt what it once was
erm... would the above include opening a bag of wine gums instead of a tin of cat food to feed her cats this morning

Having said that one cat was quite happily tucking into a red one before I realised what i`d done!!
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Old 03-02-08, 01:21 PM   #36
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You,ll go running upstairs for something and forget what it was was by the the top step
I do that now!! or go into the kitchen to get something but end up getting something else, only to remember what I wanted originally when I'm back in my room....

And I'm always writing shopping lists and forgetting to take them with me

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erm... would the above include opening a bag of wine gums instead of a tin of cat food to feed her cats this morning

Having said that one cat was quite happily tucking into a red one before I realised what i`d done!!
... I tried to put yoghurt in my brew this morning instead of on my branflakes
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