Post your security gear

Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with that puppy. I've got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! I've got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

Or something like that anyway!

What I've actually got now is a privately launched spy satellite linked to the noise from the can. It is always directly over the bike and is armed with a very powerful flesh melting (But not metal,plastic or rubber melting) 1.3 Yottawatt laser.

Maybe!

Originally Posted by Jester666

Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with that puppy. I've got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! I've got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

Or something like that anyway!

What I've actually got now is a privately launched spy satellite linked to the noise from the can. It is always directly over the bike and is armed with a very powerful flesh melting (But not metal,plastic or rubber melting) 1.3 Yottawatt laser.

Maybe!

I want one of those could you sell me one for One Gazillion trillion Dollings????? ( Cross between sterling and dollars)

Now Jester do you those on mail order

Sorry. One off specials and it's so difficult getting launch time for the upgrades!

an oxford chain lock
meta alarm and immobiliser system
1 ramp locked in my shed to ride it out of the back gate(they,d never lift it up that step)

[rictus01]

I've a 1996 Honda CB750F2, it's best anti-theft measure is it's a 1996 Honda CB750F2

I have some stuff that might be hard to get through, and when my new bike arrives I will be getting more stuff that's hard to get through. None (well, not much) of the stuff I am referring to is standard stuff.

So basically I cannot say because it just gives people more knowledge of what they would have to get through, and they can appropriately prepare I dare say if I was a bike thief I could do a lot worse than selecting a suitable model-specific motorcycle forum and identifying potential targets by checking their posts.

[yorkie_chris]

If anyones reading this, then there's a burglar alarm and a crossbow, go on, make my day

If you're posting enough information on the net that someone can find your home address, you've got more to worry about than having your bike stolen.

[rictus01]

Originally Posted by ranathari

If you're posting enough information on the net that someone can find your home address, you've got more to worry about than having your bike stolen.

ever herd of the electorial register, couple of £ down the local council and you'll have loads of names and addresses you don't need to be on the internet at all

so by that token perhaps you shouldn't indicate which area your from