The girl I had my first kiss with

My first girlfriend is my now daughter's mother - she was the first girl I kissed, first girl I asked out and the first girl I slept with. We were together for 8 years on and off from the age of 10/11. We see each other about once a month for a social chat and we get on famously, always have. I regularly see another girl called Julie who I went out with around the same time, she recently got remarried and looks damn hot for 44 years old. I keep Julie and Caron well apart because they hate each other, all because of some silly incident in 1974 when I dumped Julie to go back out with Caron.

In fact, I still see a lot of my exes and get on great with all of them except my ex-wife, for whom I'd feel no pangs of remorse should I 'accidentally' run over and then back up over her lifeless, useless, cheating, thieving body and then pop a couple of 12 bore cartridges into for good measure, all accidentally of course.

Originally Posted by davepreston

met my first ahhem girlfriend at my mates wedding, he was a yank marine i'd done so training with we became good mates and he was marrying her (hadnt set eyes on her in 15 years). he asked me to say a few words at the reception. i respectfully declined siteing i was unaccustomed to public speaking,

I was best man at the wedding of a girl I went out with for 4 years. She married one of my best mates, and I accepted his request to be best man as long as I could cop off with a bridesmaid. Unbeknown to me, Lisa had already asked my other half to be a bridesmaid.

Originally Posted by Quiff Wichard

the girl i first kissed is now a lesbian..fact

the fourth girl I kissed was Bi... she now has at least 2 kids...
Yeah Baby!!!

Steve