How do you get a woman to fancy you?

[timwilky]

ask Kinvig. He is the expert at pulling birds.

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

More chance of finding one who's properly pi$$ed

That reminds me of when we first met, I was properly ratar$ed




joke.

Originally Posted by Biker Biggles

Get you todger out and wave it in their face.That should get you noticed.

pmsl you'd have to be pretty flexible for that, but then I guess that can only be a good thing to advertise

Originally Posted by Giggsy

Few of my mates are on that facebook thing and said there's plenty of
women on there.

I'm fed up of random people from turkey and such adding me on facebook, ignore, ignore, ignore. Meeting people on the net is just asking for trouble.

how do you get a woman to fancy you?
you cant!! unless you've just won the lottery. trust me on this, i've been married 15yrs and my wife still doesnt fancy me.

I just turn up,use a bit of robo charm,hey presto.......putty in my hands,m*nge in my mouth.

Originally Posted by sv-robo

I just turn up,use a bit of robo charm,hey presto.......putty in my hands,m*nge in my mouth.

meringue in your mouth???
oh you take her for to a berni inn.

[Biker Biggles]

I know a good vet who can sort out the mange in your mouth.
The putty will just wash off.

Originally Posted by Gene genie

meringue in your mouth???
oh you take her for to a berni inn.

I think he means mange, which is a skin complaint dogs get. You must get some dodgy burds in Lancashire.

we get doggy birds aswell, but all the ladies i've met in lancashire have all been very nice, espeically the gals on ere.

Originally Posted by biker biggles

i know a good vet who can sort out the mange in your mouth.
The putty will just wash off.

pmsl!!

Originally Posted by Gene genie

we get doggy birds aswell, but all the ladies i've met in lancashire have all been very nice, espeically the gals on ere.

they look a bit like this then



Takes all sorts eh?