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Old 04-08-09, 11:39 AM   #31
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what is it with this?! i've been told that about 15 times and what does it mean? am i more attractive to men because i could easily bear their children?!?!?!?!!? or are people trying to tell me i have a big bum? [/rant]
No, it simply means our subconscious has tweaked to the fact that someone comes from a family that likes having children. If you like having children it means that you like sex. If you like sex, it means you must practice it lots. If you practise something it must mean you are good at it.

So at the end of the day we made the leap of faith, using straight forward logic, that you must be sex goddess in bed because you have child bearing hips.

It is a good thing. Does that clear things up?
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Old 04-08-09, 11:41 AM   #32
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They know because they are cleverer than us boys are, when you have learnt to accept this as fact then you have learned a great and important lesson in life...
Don't perpetuate the myth...

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Actually I suspect its down to body language and us boys giving off not so subtle signals about what we are or are not thinking or perhaps even thinking with...
Listen to this man, he talks sense.
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Old 04-08-09, 11:48 AM   #33
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No, it simply means our subconscious has tweaked to the fact that someone comes from a family that likes having children. If you like having children it means that you like sex. If you like sex, it means you must practice it lots. If you practise something it must mean you are good at it.

So at the end of the day we made the leap of faith, using straight forward logic, that you must be sex goddess in bed because you have child bearing hips.

It is a good thing. Does that clear things up?
you think too much. I just... drool
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Old 04-08-09, 11:52 AM   #34
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Yes she does.

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Old 04-08-09, 03:30 PM   #35
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The male human body provides only enough blood to operate our brains or our ****s (U rating ) at one time.
And we aren't suttle about it, and they love it really, even though their facial expression doesn't seem to agree with that last statement
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Old 04-08-09, 03:44 PM   #36
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So at the end of the day we made the leap of faith, using straight forward logic, that you must be sex goddess in bed because you have child bearing hips.
Hah! Well seeing as i've borne (?) three children that must make me a super-mega-ultra sex goddess, and if not then i'll just carry on practising until i reach that supreme status
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Old 04-08-09, 03:50 PM   #37
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Hah! Well seeing as i've borne (?) three children that must make me a super-mega-ultra sex goddess, and if not then i'll just carry on practising until i reach that supreme status
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Old 04-08-09, 03:53 PM   #38
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[QUOTE=Raf;1992796] that you must be sex goddess in bed because you have child bearing hips.

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Hah! Well seeing as i've borne (?) three children that must make me a super-mega-ultra sex goddess, and if not then i'll just carry on practising until i reach that supreme status

me too, either sex goddess or got something the size of a bucket
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