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Nicky S · 28-09-09, 10:27 PM

got some

speaking to some mates about geting my knee down around a roundabout and some kid i dont know tells me im crap and should get a car and scrape my mirros by going around the roundabout so fast ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what with out flipping it aprently he can do it all the time lol ass hole

next one not really a lie buts its more funny then anything mate gets pulled over by the old bill, police man gets out and goes iv just clocked you doing over 90 miles per hour my mate replys how i havent been out a hour hehe

timwilky · 29-09-09, 07:23 AM

There are to be no pay rises this year.

But management will be rewarded for restructuring.

Dave20046 · 29-09-09, 07:34 AM

You'll get a payrise in january & with commission you'll be taking home around 3K extra a year.

29-09-09, 08:16 AM

I was once told an incredible tale by a lad who claimed to have beaten Casey Stoner in a race. The story was along the lines that he won a competition to ride with Ducati on a trackday and he ended up going out and whipping Stoner.

It was a tall, but brilliant tale.

Bri w · 29-09-09, 09:27 AM

"Oh yes, when i was a lad i had a Kazwaki."

Promptly followed by 3 of us p!$$ing ourselves on the floor.

Whatever you'd done the guy had done more/better/longer. It became a challenge to come into work with a tall story that he couldn't beat - needless to say he was a Richard Cranium

29-09-09, 09:32 AM

I investigate high-risk insurance claims for a living. I get told fantastical stories every day

29-09-09, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punyXpress

" The Gooseneck's flat out in 5th on a curvy "
Which of you barstewards told me THAT ?

it is...................................

29-09-09, 09:40 AM

The best one I ever heard:

"Jesus will save us"

29-09-09, 09:42 AM

"you take on this extra work and you will be rewarded for it"

Woo I get a 2% pay rise like the rest of us mugs, while you all get 10% etc

29-09-09, 09:51 AM

When question why she walked away from me when I wanted to sort things out.

'what? I didn't even do nothing with that lad...'

Still have that one in the bank for the future.

28-09-09, 10:27 PM	#31
Nicky S Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: crowborough, East Sussex Posts: 1,061	Re: Amazing Lies You've Been Told got some speaking to some mates about geting my knee down around a roundabout and some kid i dont know tells me im crap and should get a car and scrape my mirros by going around the roundabout so fast ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what with out flipping it aprently he can do it all the time lol ass hole next one not really a lie buts its more funny then anything mate gets pulled over by the old bill, police man gets out and goes iv just clocked you doing over 90 miles per hour my mate replys how i havent been out a hour hehe __________________ Curvy With Lots Of Bits ... But Still More To Come

29-09-09, 07:23 AM	#32
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	Re: Amazing Lies You've Been Told There are to be no pay rises this year. But management will be rewarded for restructuring. __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

29-09-09, 07:34 AM	#33
Dave20046 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Sheffield Posts: 10,274	Re: Amazing Lies You've Been Told You'll get a payrise in january & with commission you'll be taking home around 3K extra a year. __________________

29-09-09, 08:16 AM	#34
carty Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Amazing Lies You've Been Told I was once told an incredible tale by a lad who claimed to have beaten Casey Stoner in a race. The story was along the lines that he won a competition to ride with Ducati on a trackday and he ended up going out and whipping Stoner. It was a tall, but brilliant tale.

29-09-09, 09:27 AM	#35
Bri w Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Turre, Almeria Posts: 668	Re: Amazing Lies You've Been Told "Oh yes, when i was a lad i had a Kazwaki." Promptly followed by 3 of us p!$$ing ourselves on the floor. Whatever you'd done the guy had done more/better/longer. It became a challenge to come into work with a tall story that he couldn't beat - needless to say he was a Richard Cranium __________________ *"It's not the years in your life, it's the life in your years."* Currently - Fighting the urge... seen a nice Triumph America Previously - Honda CB125, Honda CB400-4 & BSA B40, Moto Guzzi 850, Yamaha RD250, Suzuki GT380, Kawasaki Z1B, Kawasaki Z650, Honda VFR, Triumph Street Triple R.

29-09-09, 09:32 AM	#36
Neeja Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Amazing Lies You've Been Told I investigate high-risk insurance claims for a living. I get told fantastical stories every day

29-09-09, 09:40 AM	#38
Caddy2000 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Amazing Lies You've Been Told The best one I ever heard: "Jesus will save us"

29-09-09, 09:42 AM	#39
lily Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Amazing Lies You've Been Told "you take on this extra work and you will be rewarded for it" Woo I get a 2% pay rise like the rest of us mugs, while you all get 10% etc

29-09-09, 09:51 AM	#40
plowsie Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Amazing Lies You've Been Told When question why she walked away from me when I wanted to sort things out. 'what? I didn't even do nothing with that lad...' Still have that one in the bank for the future.

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