sorry i knocked your bike over

Lol, they;re not far off our own.

Sooo.. I guess since no one does it yet, I'm holding the bets on what's damaged and what not..
Lets start now. The house gets 10% on the bets, the rest is to be distributed amongst winners.

Bike :

Need of Repair YES NO
========================================
Side (it fell on)Fairing Panel 0 0
Side (it got hit)Fairing Panel 0 0
Side (IFO) Indicator 0 0
Side (IGH) Indicator 0 0
etc...

(Domestic violence part...)
Girlfriend:
Action taken YES NO
==========================================
Left (Face) Cheek Slapped 0 0
Right(Face) Cheek Slapped 0 0
Sexual Special Favor Required 0 0
etc...

[widepants]

Originally Posted by Owenski

Lol, they;re not far off our own.

them there prices will be for gallons

Originally Posted by andreis

Sooo.. I guess since no one does it yet, I'm holding the bets on what's damaged and what not..
Lets start now. The house gets 10% on the bets, the rest is to be distributed amongst winners.

Bike :

Need of Repair YES NO
========================================
Side (it fell on)Fairing Panel 0 0
Side (it got hit)Fairing Panel 0 0
Side (IFO) Indicator 0 0
Side (IGH) Indicator 0 0
etc...

(Domestic violence part...)
Girlfriend:
Action taken YES NO
==========================================
Left (Face) Cheek Slapped 0 0
Right(Face) Cheek Slapped 0 0
Sexual Special Favor Required 0 0
etc...

Will you do me odds on an accumulator?

I`m totally impressed that your girlfriend was able to pick the bike up! That`s some going and I wouldn`t stand a chance of picking my bike up by myself.

PS: Hope the damage isn`t too bad

[yorkie_chris]

Originally Posted by Owenski

oh, no she wouldnt be able to speak.

Definetly a time to be bringing out the bounding and gagging equipment from that box under the bed.

Squeal little piggy!

Or the garage.
If silence is golden, why is duct tape silver

[hindle8907]

If not a broken nose you should at least strip her naked get her in the garden and soak her wet with a freezing cold hose for a good 40-50 minutes then make her walk shop for some beer and fags as a sorry.

[widepants]

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

Or the garage.
If silence is golden, why is duct tape silver

a certain person on here used to call it "duck" tape

[Messie]

One incident of domestic violence is reported to the police every minute.
2 women a week die as a result of domestic violence.

Real men do not abuse and control women http://www.womensaid.org.uk/page.asp...l+Man+Campaign

And the rate of reported violence done to men by women in the home is rising

[Viney]

Originally Posted by Messie

One incident of domestic violence is reported to the police every minute.
2 women a week die as a result of domestic violence.

Real men do not abuse and control women http://www.womensaid.org.uk/page.asp...l+Man+Campaign

And the rate of reported violence done to men by women in the home is rising

Agreed Messie my flower. Then again, there arent many real men around.

Also lets not forget that there are cases of women beating men up as well. This happened to a mate of mine. it took him years to admit what was happening, even though we had sort of guessed a little while before.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyway, back to the thread in hand

Hope the damage isnt too bad on the bike, if any. Check for the hidden stuff, like the lugs breaking off the fairings, and beant levers. At least she admited it, i know many a lady, and bloke for that matter thant would have put it back upright and not said a thing.