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Old 16-10-11, 09:11 AM   #31
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Play piano properly instead of being rubbish at it.
why, are you a bit Les Dawson?
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I've always maintained that learning guitar is easy!! Really easy. I reckon I could teach specialone to play guitar to within a reasonable level within a month.

All you need to do is learn to move your hands into a A C D E G F B position and you could play every oasis song or other song you want. Whislt it may not be precise it would get you playing along. Enough to spark something to get you willing yourself on.
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Yeah but I've got big banana fingers, my nephews showed me a few rifts where your fingers are stretched miles apart.

I'm always hitting two keys when typing on a pc keyboard, strings ate a problem for me.
I can play guitar, but the winged one with smashed banana hands can play far better..........for a Les Dawson
Seriously, he has difficulty these days, but you can tell he was far better before the hands were smashed
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Old 16-10-11, 09:18 AM   #32
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You gota be kidding right, i wouldnt do that job for 4 times my wages

Its not all fit birds who keep themselves clean you know, fat, stinky mongs as well, no fecking way.
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You gota be kidding right, i wouldnt do that job for 4 times my wages

Its not all fit birds who keep themselves clean you know, fat, stinky mongs as well, no fecking way.
I would be so good at it I would be able to be choosy. I have spent most of my life dealing with Cnuts!


OK, failing that a Bra fitter in Marks and Spencers then!
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Old 16-10-11, 09:36 AM   #34
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OK, failing that a Bra fitter in Marks and Spencers then!
ewww only old women shop for bras at M&S!!
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Old 16-10-11, 09:37 AM   #35
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MILF's?
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Old 16-10-11, 10:35 AM   #36
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Old 16-10-11, 11:02 AM   #37
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Old 16-10-11, 01:22 PM   #38
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Cack, best stick to making chocolate bars then!
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I would be so good at it I would be able to be choosy. I have spent most of my life dealing with Cnuts!


OK, failing that a Bra fitter in Marks and Spencers then!
Dan, at least go for somewhere upmarket - such as Agent Provocateur. Although to be honest I'm not sure how much expert fitting these things require? But if you've had experience with gaffa tape then that probably qualifies you already.

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A) Pulling twin Polish sisters (say about 22 years old) with pony tails

B) being able to do cardiac massage on myself cos of (A)
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