The Official GM Movie

Originally Posted by daddyjob

that's how i learned German, Ich Habe keine ahnung, wo ist meine handy?! Ich verlassen das in die schlachthof

No idea what you did with your phone, and you left what in the abattoir?

Did you use google translate or is your Deutch a bit rusty?

[DJ123]

Rusty German i lost my phone, i think i left it in the slaughter house.

10 out of 10 for effort!

[DJ123]

My aim in foreign languages was to learn odd words, filth and things that would be more useful than ; My name is, i live here, how are you. Were mundane. i learned; Where are the prostitutes, where is the slaughterhouse and are you wearing a G string are far more appropiate phrases!

[tonyk]

Originally Posted by Paul the 6th

I know guys, how about a comical trailer for the AR13 rideout? That way you don't have to worry too much about the plot, long way round stylee and you can get some of the roads (POV and fly by), try get some interesting interviews with owners of loomies/the pub/the ice cream man at the lunch stop etc., show the venue, the banter etc. inject a load of personality into it and it could be really good - plus if it's done well it could inspire the haterz to come for a good weekend instead of staying in bitching about everything on the forums

just a thought

Fab idea for a film,
could well be a pre req for any AR meetings in the future.

3 guys 1 hammer recreation will do the trick

Originally Posted by daddyjob

My aim in foreign languages was to learn odd words, filth and things that would be more useful than ; My name is, i live here, how are you. Were mundane. i learned; Where are the prostitutes, where is the slaughterhouse and are you wearing a G string are far more appropiate phrases!

I doubt I would have survived there knowing just those phrases? Where are the prostitutes may have come across a bit odd when in the supermarket looking for cat litter or some such article!

However I did find "bitte leck mein pimmel" to get quite the reaction from the odd barmaid!

"Ich habe eine grosse Krake in meiner Lederhose" also used to make 'em laugh, mainly because it nearly makes sense but makes you sound obviously nicht Deutsch!

Originally Posted by Fallout

- Paranormal story. I'm thinking of a Bermuda Triangle kind of story where one biker gets stuck in some time space void, or perhaps purgatory after an accident, and finds he can't get out of a particular place. So he stonks down a road then reappears back at the start of it. Cue some old crazy biker at the side of the road muttering crazy mumbo jumbo about our standard biker doing something wrong, and can only undo the curse by fulfilling a series of challenges. These would involve burnouts (which obviously would be rubbish, making it funny), stealing gnomes from people's gardens, orally bleeding brake callipers, humming perfectly in tune to a revving engine, and finally doing battle with the 'Road Wraiths' (the speedy bit), which would involve lots of stupid costumes.

If we do this^^^ TIB is a shoe in for the lead role!