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Wipe your runny nose with your gloves whilst riding along and then inadvertantly smear snot all over your visor when closing it again.
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Do not remove the padding of the speed hump on your leathers and use this as a cunningly devised method of carrying home your Indian meal. Those sauces sting!
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Do not use shampoo/conditioner to clean the inside of your anti-fog visor as this will remove the coating
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When going on a cold weather bike weekend,it might be best to advise your friends that you have found wearing ladies tights a perfect answer to your circulation problems.
Rather that than trying to explain yourself later as your all getting ready to kip down. |
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Get your left lace stuck in the footpeg whilst hurredly putting the side stand down.
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attempted to do your chin strap up on the move wilthout slowing down - a few lacerations later you decide to pull over anyway
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Never keep both feet on foot pegs when you have come to a full stop at a junction or set of traffic lights.
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Never keep your visor cracked open at dusk, the little midges get trapped in your lid and make your face swell
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