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Old 23-12-07, 05:30 AM   #41
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oh boy how i wish this copper had see me and tried to do someihing...
my last car calibra i fitted a top of the range cilfford cat1 alarm system
which had REMOTE START/STOP UP TO 100 FEET AWAY.............
when board at work i would go and open my windows and keep the engion running and walk to my office on the first floor...........
as soon as i saw some one walking near to my car noticing that the engion was on i would click and doors lock, windows go up and lock, and engine shutdown !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as soon as they walked about 10 feet away i would start everything up....
it was so much fun !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 23-12-07, 09:10 AM   #42
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Quitting is leaving a vehicle running and unattended on a road. The bloke fullfilled the points of the offence.

Oh, and I bet I could get it away in about, oh, 5 seconds!

How?

Brick through the window, dive in, zoom. Happy Christmas me!

Don't forget, they are stolen by criminals who wouldn't think twice about smashing the car up a bit to get it away.
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oh boy how i wish this copper had see me and tried to do someihing...
my last car calibra i fitted a top of the range cilfford cat1 alarm system
which had REMOTE START/STOP UP TO 100 FEET AWAY.............
when board at work i would go and open my windows and keep the engion running and walk to my office on the first floor...........
as soon as i saw some one walking near to my car noticing that the engion was on i would click and doors lock, windows go up and lock, and engine shutdown !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as soon as they walked about 10 feet away i would start everything up....
it was so much fun !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROLF, they must have thought they were in a episode of Knight Rider. I think some of the Merc's do something similar, you don't need the keys to be in the ignition, or to unlock the car, the engine is started and the heating switched on from the remote. You need to put the key in the ignition before you can drive away, if somebody smashes a window and tries to select a gear the engine dies again.
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Old 23-12-07, 09:41 AM   #44
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oh boy how i wish this copper had see me and tried to do someihing...
my last car calibra i fitted a top of the range cilfford cat1 alarm system
which had REMOTE START/STOP UP TO 100 FEET AWAY.............
when board at work i would go and open my windows and keep the engion running and walk to my office on the first floor...........
as soon as i saw some one walking near to my car noticing that the engion was on i would click and doors lock, windows go up and lock, and engine shutdown !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as soon as they walked about 10 feet away i would start everything up....
it was so much fun !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A friend of mine had one of these fitted to his bike. Although the closing of windows and door locks didn't work.

First I knew about it was when he kindly let me have a ride on his bike. Everytime I started it and went to pull away, it 'stalled'. The git.
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Old 25-12-07, 01:06 AM   #45
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In this day and age theres lots of cars that have remote starters, and heating option (loads here in the US). But the point is still the guy sounded like a tosser, he could have simple said, he was unaware, and the car would not move without the key, and that he wouldn't do it again...thank you officer for the advice... ... instead he get arsey and the copper fined him.

Who cares what technology advantages you have, we all know that getting stroppy with plod = ****ed off copper + fine/points
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Old 25-12-07, 01:22 AM   #46
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In this day and age theres lots of cars that have remote starters, and heating option (loads here in the US). But the point is still the guy sounded like a tosser, he could have simple said, he was unaware, and the car would not move without the key, and that he wouldn't do it again...thank you officer for the advice... ... instead he get arsey and the copper fined him.

Who cares what technology advantages you have, we all know that getting stroppy with plod = ****ed off copper + fine/points
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Let the Bobbies win the peeing competition and slink off with your wallet intact, even if they are idiots. No point making them look idiotic unless you can post it on Youtube
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Old 25-12-07, 01:56 PM   #47
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hate to brag but my alarm had a temperture sensor which started the car for X amount of time....
-5C engine starts and warms up and then turnes it self off...
cool.........
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