Just when you think your luck can't get any worse!

[SoulKiss]

Originally Posted by JamesMio

Borrow someone that looks like Bear (no offence!!) to go with you to court and make sure the offender (his mates will surely be there too?!) knows exactly who's house he broke into!

It takes more than that to offend Bear............

[Mr Speirs]

I didnt realise until the missus pointed it out that I constantly comment to myself
'If I had a gun' whenever I hear stories like this or that some chav is being noisy in the street or actually if I see a chav.
At first I thought I might have a slight underlying agressive side to me but then I thought 'What if I really did have a gun?'

Originally Posted by Mr Speirs

but then I thought 'What if I really did have a gun?'

You could pistol whip the little cnuts

[Mr Speirs]

Twice

My missus had a really crap Friday.
1. Had to go into work on the second day of her holiday as a useless member of staff (dumped on her from some other department for being useless) raised a complaint against her (for asking her to do some work). Only to sit a room for an hour where no-one turned up.
2. Then be told her favourite uncle had died. He was a great joker, and was found dead on the loo (instant heart attack), which would have definately made him laugh.
3. Some scrote tossed a brick through the front room window at 02:30 (when I was at work). Obviously, she was really shaken up.
However the punch line is our youngest daughter (25) rang up really upset and expecting alot of sympathy because someone she knew dog had just died. It was at this point my missus (who never swears), used the F-word

Just because you have had a bad experiance in life what right does that give you to break into someones house!!!

Little F@**!!s