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my mate sent me a text saying dude ive just woke up in her bed i though she was good lookign last night, her kid just woke me up holding a dead bird and ask me to save it. HOW MUCH DID I DRINK
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I discovered that one of my daughters was cheating on her boyfriend when I got a particularly saucy text message detailing what was going to be happening the next time she met up with her man on the side.
I called her back right away and asked her if the text was meant for someone else, to which she asked what text I was on about. So I told her a few of the things i'd read in it. Then it all came out - the guy she was seeing on the side was called Dave, and his number was next to Dad in her phone's contact list. She'd obviously not hit the button one more time and sent me a text message full of the most enlightening filth I'd seen in years that was meant for someone else. I've never let her live it down, but I did discover she's just like her mum in some respects |
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Right that's it i'm never gonna date anyone called Davina, Darryl or Daytona
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I tend to go along with them.
Last one I got was from some lass asking if I was still ok to meet her at park. So of course I said yeah I'll be there at such and such a time. Forgot about it. Got a text later saying where are you? Wrong number I'm not that person. PWNAGE! |
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I do love playing along for a while when it happens to me too though! |
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No it was early afternoon. I didn't get a reply.
Not long back I was out with my gf when the ex-text me asking if I was at a random gig. I told my gf about it and we decided I'd play along. So I told her to hang around after the gig and I'd meet her. Got a text about half 11 asking where I was and said I'd got backstage so I'd meet her outside soon. Little while later got another text asking where I was then told her I was never there. |
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I've had a text from my exes phone that I know he wouldn't have written and quite late at night, so I just replied, "I know pete didn't send that message because he knows I'd give him sh!t for texting me in the evening when I'm with Dan, so please give up. If this is Sam, he loves you now and I love Dan.....we've moved on so stop trying to trap him! Yes, we'll remain friends, but if you don't like it, that's your issue, not mine. You're marrying him....you need to start trusting him, he loves you! I never mentioned it to Pete and he never mentioned it to me. If he'd written it, he'd have called me about it.....so she must have deleted it all from his phone. They were on holiday too so couldn't have been anyone else. So sad. Lucky me though.....she's stuck with a skinhead with a short temper and I've ended up with the best bloke in the world! |
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