sorry i knocked your bike over

[dyzio]

Indicator, and indicator surround is likely, but it's also possible, that apart from a few scratches, the bike will be ok.

Originally Posted by widepants

them there prices will be for gallons

You really know how to hurt a person dont you.

Originally Posted by widepants

a certain person on here used to call it "duck" tape

used too... I still do! where did the "t" come from?

Originally Posted by Messie

One incident of domestic violence is reported to the police every minute.
2 women a week die as a result of domestic violence.

Real men do not abuse and control women http://www.womensaid.org.uk/page.asp?section=0001000100100016&sectionTitle=Rea l+Man+Campaign

And the rate of reported violence done to men by women in the home is rising

In my defence I only know of one case, and she kicked his ass!

We're all aware its a taboo subject same as rape its not to be taken lightly but so are death, disability and pedo'ness - yet those same subjects seem to be the backbone of some of the most off camber humour around.

bike :
Need of Repair YES NO
========================================
Side (it fell on)Fairing Panel 10/1
Side (it got hit)Fairing Panel 5/1 (unless she reverses like a nutcase then I'll take 2/1
Side (IFO) Indicator 1/1 defo damaged
Side (IGH) Indicator 10/1
etc...

(Domestic violence part...)
Girlfriend:
Action taken YES NO
==========================================
Left (Face) Cheek Slapped 2/1 we dont know if OP is left or right handed.
Right(Face) Cheek Slapped 2/1 we dont know if OP is left or right handed.
Sexual Special Favor Required 0/1 its a dead cert, the house wont publish any odds.

[dirtydog]

I think you can actually buy duck tape, sure I've seen it in B&Q

[yorkie_chris]

Originally Posted by dirtydog

I think you can actually buy duck tape, sure I've seen it in B&Q

But is it as effective as the original stuff?

I call for some scientific tests to be carried out involving some samples of tape, the OPs missus, a decibel meter and either tickling or cattle prod (dependant on bike damage involved!)
The public needs to know!

I see no fault with this proposal.

Originally Posted by Owenski

[CheGuevara]

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

But is it as effective as the original stuff?

I call for some scientific tests to be carried out involving some samples of tape, the OPs missus, a decibel meter and either tickling or cattle prod (dependant on bike damage involved!)
The public needs to know!

Duck tape is the original:

"The first name for Duct Tape was DUCK. During World War II the U.S. Military needed a waterproof tape to keep the moisture out of ammunition cases. So, they enlisted the Johnson and Johnson Permacel Division to manufacture the tape. Because it was waterproof, everyone referred to it as “duck” tape (like water off a duck’s back). Military personnel discovered that the tape was good for lots more than keeping out water. They used it for Jeep repair, fixing stuff on their guns, strapping equipment to their clothing... the list is endless."

[yorkie_chris]

touche

[widepants]

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

touche

OWNED

Its technically not an off topic debate.. the op may be needing some of the duc(select prefix of your choice) tape to repair his damaged beloved.