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30-03-12, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayneflakes

If you can excuse the misandry, we women have to be tough because the men we date are often so weak willed, they cannot even meet our friends and avoid looking at their chests! Come on men, when your friends come round do we check out their packages and save the visual images up for later acts of onanism?

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Originally Posted by hongman

I know women who are just as bad (if not worse) than men in this respect!

In fact this may be the only similarity between the two species! Even perfectly well mannered and spoken for ladies & gents engage in this diabolical social act, it can't be helped. Biology, hormones and pheromones - we are all at their mercy.

*brainwave* That's why I love the smell of my bike above all others...

30-03-12, 12:45 PM

According to my Dad (married five times) women are like feet. You can get along without them but you need at least one to keep up with everybody else.

I've been wed for 30 years in September, getting used to it now. Nearly lost the old girl (leukaemia/ bone marrow transplant) and she keeps wandering off to Italy but, on the plus side, she never complains when I buy another bike, especially Ducati.

I'd have to say mad as a box of frogs though.

NTECUK · 30-03-12, 12:45 PM

srink fit jeans and a pair of socks ,seam to work fine hear.

timwilky · 30-03-12, 01:04 PM

Women = 3 weeks of PMT followed by a week of period pain.

You cannot live with them and not allowed to shoot them. When you think the wife is bad, you discover your teenage daughters are even worse.

Nagged about leaving bog seat up? Easy just leave it soaking in p155 enough times they will lift it up when they have finished.

Paul the 6th · 30-03-12, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by timwilky

Nagged about leaving bog seat up? Easy just leave it soaking in p155 enough times they will lift it up when they have finished.

lmao.....

flymo · 30-03-12, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by hongman

If my woman met a man with a huge bulge half hanging out I'd expect her to look.

It's funny you should say that....

Nobbylad · 30-03-12, 01:56 PM

Ha - I keep telling Nobbylass that you can't fight millions of years of evolution and replace it with some half-baked idea that a wedding ceremony and a metal band on your finger can stem all your carnal desires....good job she never listens to a word I say

maviczap · 30-03-12, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by NTECUK

Women do have the last word.

Yes, and its always NO!

timwilky · 30-03-12, 02:52 PM

Still they are easy to reassure.

Keep telling them that they are still the oldest women you have ever slept with.

To damm stupid to realise that you may just be admitting to a younger model.

Dipper · 30-03-12, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by maviczap

Yes, and its always NO!

It's quite often "Fine", which means no too, apparently

30-03-12, 12:45 PM	#42
Small Clanger Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Women According to my Dad (married five times) women are like feet. You can get along without them but you need at least one to keep up with everybody else. I've been wed for 30 years in September, getting used to it now. Nearly lost the old girl (leukaemia/ bone marrow transplant) and she keeps wandering off to Italy but, on the plus side, she never complains when I buy another bike, especially Ducati. I'd have to say mad as a box of frogs though.

30-03-12, 12:45 PM	#43
NTECUK Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: essex Posts: 5,314	Re: Women srink fit jeans and a pair of socks ,seam to work fine hear. __________________ Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust issues.

30-03-12, 01:04 PM	#44
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	Re: Women Women = 3 weeks of PMT followed by a week of period pain. You cannot live with them and not allowed to shoot them. When you think the wife is bad, you discover your teenage daughters are even worse. Nagged about leaving bog seat up? Easy just leave it soaking in p155 enough times they will lift it up when they have finished. __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

30-03-12, 01:56 PM	#47
Nobbylad Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West Lancs Posts: 4,055	Re: Women Ha - I keep telling Nobbylass that you can't fight millions of years of evolution and replace it with some half-baked idea that a wedding ceremony and a metal band on your finger can stem all your carnal desires....good job she never listens to a word I say

30-03-12, 02:52 PM	#49
timwilky Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Not in Yorkshire. (Thank God) Posts: 4,116	Re: Women Still they are easy to reassure. Keep telling them that they are still the oldest women you have ever slept with. To damm stupid to realise that you may just be admitting to a younger model. __________________ Not Grumpy, opinionated.

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