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23-05-06, 10:48 AM
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Some of the limpest jokes ever.Absolutely prosthetic.
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23-05-06, 10:48 AM
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I'm finding it mildly amusing...
 
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23-05-06, 11:51 AM
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Been done a while back but...
There's a cave in at the mine, one survivor is pulled from the wreckage. He's unconscious and his injuries mean that they have to amputate a limb. He comes to and sees what they've done. "Who's going to want a one-legged gold digger?!" he screams. And Paul McCartney says "I might be interested!" |
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26-05-06, 04:12 PM
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If she saw this thread she'd probably kick your ****....
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26-05-06, 04:39 PM
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The plane joke is good. Everything is funny until its about oneself or someone you know. So I guess you either have to find everything funny, or nothing funny, or else you risk having double standards.
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27-05-06, 08:16 AM
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With her new cash Heather could easilly afford a steady supply of those Diamonds that Lucy was in the sky with?
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27-05-06, 08:51 AM
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They say all you need is love but I guess she's getting her solicitor to say...
"you can't buy me love! " "I'm gonna hippy hippy shake my way out of here!!"
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01-06-06, 10:43 AM
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McCartney gets his divorce settlement
Paul McCartney recieves his share of the divorce settlement...
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01-06-06, 10:47 AM
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01-06-06, 11:29 AM
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Poor bloke.He deserves a leg up after that.
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