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Old 06-06-06, 12:55 AM   #41
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What can go up a chimney down but cannot go down a chimney up?
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Old 06-06-06, 01:40 AM   #42
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Old 06-06-06, 08:00 AM   #43
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What American state is surrounded by the most water?
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Old 06-06-06, 08:03 AM   #44
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Old 06-06-06, 08:05 AM   #45
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What can go up a chimney down but cannot go down a chimney up?
A small child working as a chimney sweep????
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Old 06-06-06, 08:19 AM   #46
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What American state is surrounded by the most water?
I'd say Hawaii, as it is 100% surrounded by water, and the water that surrounds it is the biggest ocean (thus, the most water).
However, some may argue Alaska because it has the longest coastline of the US states.

is there a trick to the q?
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Old 06-06-06, 08:32 AM   #47
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What American state is surrounded by the most water?
I'd say Hawaii, as it is 100% surrounded by water, and the water that surrounds it is the biggest ocean (thus, the most water).
However, some may argue Alaska because it has the longest coastline of the US states.

is there a trick to the q?
No you are quite correct, most people when asked say Alaska forgetting Hawaii is a US State. Sorry not criptic answer for this one.

Here's a good one:

During WWII, there was a bridge connecting Germany and Switzerland, and on the German side, there was a sentry tower with a guard in it. He would come out every three minutes to check on the bridge, and he had orders to turn back anyone who tried to get into Germany, and shoot anyone trying to escape without a pass. There was a woman who desperately needed to get into Switzerland, and she knew she didn't have time to get a pass. It would take her at least six minutes to cross the bridge, but she managed to do it. How?
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Old 06-06-06, 08:44 AM   #48
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She walked halfway and turned round.
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Old 06-06-06, 08:49 AM   #49
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She walked halfway and turned round.
Correct:

Answer: When the sentry went into the tower, she would start to cross into Switzerland, and when he came out, she would start to walk back into Germany. When he saw her, he would tell her to turn back into Switzerland.
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Old 06-06-06, 01:16 PM   #50
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"If a 7-day clock goes for seven days without winding, how long does it go if you wind it?"
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