sandys poll or personal add

[Biker Biggles]

Oi.Ill have you know Im not illiterate.My parents were married,and to each other to boot.

There was a young lady called Sandy
Who liked to keep her men handy
She'd post on the forum
Without much decorum
And they all had a quick handy shandy.

Originally Posted by Biker Biggles

Oi.Ill have you know Im not illiterate.My parents were married,and to each other to boot.

There was a young lady called Sandy
Who liked to keep her men handy
She'd post on the forum
Without much decorum
And they all had a quick handy shandy.

The forum had almost, almost reached a new level of sophistication and enlightenment, but then..... this....

[Spanner Man]

Originally Posted by Biker Biggles

Oi.Ill have you know Im not illiterate.My parents were married,and to each other to boot.

There was a young lady called Sandy
Who liked to keep her men handy
She'd post on the forum
Without much decorum
And they all had a quick handy shandy.

Please keep your smutty rhymes dear boy, for they are getting worse.
I'm sure Sandy doesn't want to see any more of your dodgy verse.
I reckon you're out of the running, so run away & hide.
But if you're anything like your namesake, you'll bat for the other side.

I did not say you were illiterate, of that please have no fear.
But I have read the Biggles books, & he was definitely queer.
All that sitting in hot cockpits, with his hand on Gingers knee.
I'll remember to keep my back to the wall if you ever visit me.

BACK OF THE NET!

Well sandy id take you on a date... just depends if you like the younger man..
(im 22) lol... oh and dogs.. i guess we already have the liking the SV covered lol,

Well spanner has said it all now.
He started the challenge some how.
Coming up with a good un for Sandy.
Started off as a joke right and dandy.

But it's taken some unusual turn's.
Ole spanner thinks he's our Rabbie Burns.
I cant imagine the bloke that she'll have.
The poor lass will end up with a chav.

See I'm not in the line of dating.
But I'm quite partial to a wee bit of mating.
So if she's stuck for a date.
I won't make a soulmate.
But I'm always up for a screw!
(Like heck the Mrs will chop me bits off)

Nev.

Originally Posted by bignev

See I'm not in the line of dating.
But I'm quite partial to a wee bit of mating.
So if she's stuck for a date.
I won't make a soulmate.
But I'm always up for a screw!

..... thats a bit nasty... funny though... yet objectifying none the less lol

Originally Posted by Spanner Man

Kinvig old chap, the trouble with rhyming is that options are far from many.
Infact, this wonderful language of ours often doesn't present any.
If your name was Mick, I'd have rhymed it with slick, but I was stuck with Dirk
It could have been worse by quite a margin, for what also rhymes is jerk.

i saw your poem and was irked
as nothing ryhmes with Dirk
on hte forum I like to lurk
as my job I really do shirk
Tell Sandy I really did smirk
thinking about missionary work
a date would be quite a perk
fear not I won't go beserk

now "Kinvig" on the other hand......

Originally Posted by lylej

Well sandy id take you on a date... just depends if you like the younger man..
(im 22) lol... oh and dogs.. i guess we already have the liking the SV covered lol,

I thought Sandy was early 20s myself??? Sandy?

Originally Posted by Gmonsta

I thought Sandy was early 20s myself??? Sandy?

i dont know.. ive been looking at computer screens all day my eyes are going square lol,