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Old 03-08-14, 09:40 PM   #531
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i usually prevent it, that way they can't say no
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Old 03-08-14, 09:42 PM   #532
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Go for a foreign chick, then you have no idea what she's saying
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Old 03-08-14, 09:52 PM   #533
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Bulgarian is preferred. Yes and no are switched. Gag her and ask politely if she'd like to have intercourse, she'll instantly nod.


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Old 03-08-14, 10:03 PM   #534
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Go for a foreign chick, then you have no idea what she's saying
I've always wondered that if they can't speak you language how do you know they're saying no. Use that one for your next court appearance.
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Old 04-08-14, 03:57 AM   #535
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No. Daddy Groom was not grooming today.
If I rode your bike, you were groomed. I spread my scent on your bike and let the pheromones do their business.
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Old 05-08-14, 06:43 PM   #536
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I think it had the reverse effect & the grooming has rubbed off on me
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Daddy groom rubbed off on you?
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I think it had the reverse effect & the grooming has rubbed off on me
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Daddy groom rubbed off on you?

No. The grooming, not the groomer.
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Old 05-08-14, 09:59 PM   #540
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Ladies? http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=211803
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