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Old 08-06-06, 04:05 PM   #51
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Just tuck the ol fella between ya legs and say your on of those pre-op transexuals...just dont turn around or bend over though...people think your piles have taken a turn for the worse


Got that image in my head now. Drink more Stella block it out....
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Old 08-06-06, 04:08 PM   #52
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And theres me thinking that you where deeply religious Mr H. Naked flesh is a sin isnt it
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Old 08-06-06, 04:12 PM   #53
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Viney indeed you are correct if said naked flesh is viewed whilst hosting improper thoughts.
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Old 08-06-06, 04:14 PM   #54
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Viney indeed you are correct if said naked flesh is viewed whilst hosting improper thoughts.
Oh dear..youd better not go then
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Old 08-06-06, 04:15 PM   #55
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Viney....This is for sure the cruxt of my dilemma!
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Old 08-06-06, 04:19 PM   #56
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May I suggest that if you are indeed a religious man PH, a firm handshake with the good Bishop before proceedings may well help keep temptation at bay.
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Old 08-06-06, 04:22 PM   #57
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May I suggest that if you are indeed a religious man PH, a firm handshake with the good Bishop before proceedings may well help keep temptation at bay.
Better yet, arrange for said Bishop to be there!
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Old 08-06-06, 04:23 PM   #58
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Ulster not sure about the bishop but there will certainly be a bit of praying going on during my journey to the event. Also of course a fair degree of paniccy under the breath cursing if the periscope decides to break surface when least expected/ advisable.
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Old 08-06-06, 04:32 PM   #59
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At least you'll have somewhere to hang your party bag.
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Old 08-06-06, 04:34 PM   #60
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I just hope no-one decides to be a smart a+se with the onion rings from the buffet! Hoopla!
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