Story thread: Read the story, write a few sentances and pass it on

Originally Posted by Binky

...a minute abacus, which was of approximately a 1:20 scale of a normal abacus. They borrowed it from a man who's house they often visited. He was a keen collector of minute objects ever since he first saw...

Grinch running round naked.....

...the thought of which made him...

[Stingo]

Originally Posted by alpinestarhero

...the thought of which made him...

...LOL...

Originally Posted by Stingo

...LOL...

...Anywho, the mighty mice performed their arithmetic, but could only deduce the amount of time they required to safely nip out and grab some cheese, since their calculations are only applicable in cheese-finding excersices.

Clearly, it was up to the might of the SV650.org AR08 markers to solve this one!

Originally Posted by alpinestarhero

...Anywho, the mighty mice performed their arithmetic, but could only deduce the amount of time they required to safely nip out and grab some cheese, since their calculations are only applicable in cheese-finding excersices.

Clearly, it was up to the might of the SV650.org AR08 markers to solve this one!

Meanwhile back at the ranch Wideboy was wandering round in a drunken stuper and Hovis....

Originally Posted by gid

Meanwhile back at the ranch Wideboy was wandering round in a drunken stuper and Hovis....

..... rocked back and forth in several different permutations. The tent fire could be seen from the ranch so the Firebrigadeers were called. They came in their Green Goddesses as all of the red Dennis ones were being used to.....

[Stingo]

Originally Posted by teriyakimonkey

..... rocked back and forth in several different permutations. The tent fire could be seen from the ranch so the Firebrigadeers were called. They came in their Green Goddesses as all of the red Dennis ones were being used to.....

...extinguish the fires of passion. Hall & Oates, Stingopants, the twins (Drew-Wheel & Fizzcarey), Dawn and some other hangers on, loafers and shirkers including Bear all stood about in a daze as the complex calculations materialised in the air before them which would prevent the thread of life unravelling further. Thankfully, Hovis's perpetual rocking ceased being perpetual and gradually ground to a halt. It wasn't long before...

[quote=Stingo;1568564stuff........ It wasn't long before...[/quote]

The telephone rang and Stingopants answered it.

This is Dr Evil the voice said, I have laser guided frikken sharks and I'll set then loose on the world unles you pay a ransom of...................



















£1 million pounds.












mwaahaahaa,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mwaahaahaa,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mwaahaahaahaahaahaa.......... ...............

[Stingo]

Originally Posted by grh1904

The telephone rang and Stingopants answered it.

This is Dr Evil the voice said, I have laser guided frikken sharks and I'll set then loose on the world unles you pay a ransom of...................

£1 million pounds.
mwaahaahaa,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mwaahaahaa,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mwaahaahaahaahaahaa.......... ...............

Stingopants replied "But we've got nukes. We've got knives, sharp sticks...we'll take off and nuke the place from space - it's the only way to be sure".

Fortunately, Dawn was wearing a bikini and it wasn't long before...

Originally Posted by Stingo

Stingopants replied "But we've got nukes. We've got knives, sharp sticks...we'll take off and nuke the place from space - it's the only way to be sure".

Fortunately, Dawn was wearing a bikini and it wasn't long before...

Stingopants noticed that it was an itsy witsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini that she wore for the first time today.