SV650.org - SV650 & Gladius 650 Forum



Idle Banter For non SV and non bike related chat (and the odd bit of humour - but if any post isn't suitable it'll get deleted real quick).
There's also a "U" rating so please respect this. Newbies can also say "hello" here too.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 09-11-08, 11:51 AM   #61
fizzwheel
Super Moderator
Mega Poster
 
fizzwheel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Somerset
Posts: 3,614
Default Re: How do you get a woman to fancy you?

they either do or they don't in my experience if they don't fancy you then nothing is going to change that.

Just be yourself, be honest and if it happens it will. After a while you'll be able to read the signs and you'll know without asking whether you'll get knocked back straight away or if she interested.
__________________
Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

K5 GSXR 750 Anniversary Edition
fizzwheel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-11-08, 12:09 PM   #62
ArtyLady
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: How do you get a woman to fancy you?

Stuff a pair of socks down your trousers
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-11-08, 12:17 PM   #63
yorkie_chris
Noisy Git
Mega Poster
 
yorkie_chris's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Halifax/Leeds
Posts: 26,645
Default Re: How do you get a woman to fancy you?

Start smoking? Easier to get chatting to folk outside the pub than in there
__________________
Currently Ex Biker
Now rebuilding a 63' fishing trawler as a dive boat
yorkie_chris is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-11-08, 01:02 PM   #64
Dappa D
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: How do you get a woman to fancy you?

Quote:
Originally Posted by yorkie_chris View Post
Start smoking? Easier to get chatting to folk outside the pub than in there
ive heard this referred to as smirting by a womanising friend....
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-11-08, 01:04 PM   #65
yorkie_chris
Noisy Git
Mega Poster
 
yorkie_chris's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Halifax/Leeds
Posts: 26,645
Default Re: How do you get a woman to fancy you?

Lol!
__________________
Currently Ex Biker
Now rebuilding a 63' fishing trawler as a dive boat
yorkie_chris is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-11-08, 01:05 PM   #66
thedonal
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: How do you get a woman to fancy you?

Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtyLady View Post
Stuff a pair of socks down your trousers
But clean ones, for Gods' sake!
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-11-08, 01:20 PM   #67
Blue_SV650S
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: How do you get a woman to fancy you?

Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtyLady View Post
Stuff a pair of socks down your trousers
I tried that last night .... but it didn't seem to work ... just the opposite in fact ...

..
..

.... perhaps I should have stuffed the socks down the front!?!?
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-11-08, 04:58 PM   #68
chakraist
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: How do you get a woman to fancy you?

Smoking area outside the venue (student nightclub) yields fun times. More because I'm so wasted, you know, that I just talk a whole bunch of ****. I have a girlfriend now, apparantly her and all her mates thought I was a womanizer for a long time, now they know my sensitive side

I wouldn't say I was good at picking girls up, but I seem to be able to do it when I want to, although I was single for most of last year, purposely.
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-11-08, 06:59 PM   #69
mrs cuffy
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: How do you get a woman to fancy you?

[quote=Vickster;1680159]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jayneflakes View Post
always be available for a snog, no matter how many facial warts or herpies sores they have. /quote]


hmmmm tempting

Thought You'd be up for that one matey
  Reply With Quote
Old 09-11-08, 07:11 PM   #70
Tim in Belgium
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default Re: How do you get a woman to fancy you?

Come on a night out in Holland with me, I'll use my favourite line "Do you speak English?" and the hard work's done. If all else fails there's the red light district...
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Bloody Woman timwilky Idle Banter 13 21-11-08 03:31 PM
a guide to every woman, or most... Razor Idle Banter 0 30-06-08 01:29 PM
the little woman has done it again Frank Idle Banter 15 10-02-08 06:35 PM
Have you ever hit a woman?! Viney Idle Banter 78 08-02-05 09:34 PM


All times are GMT. The time now is 04:10 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® - Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.