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View Poll Results: When did you loose your virginity
I lost my virginity under 16 20 26.32%
I lost my virginity 16 or over, but my partner was under 16 5 6.58%
I lost my virginity at 16 5 6.58%
I lost my virginity at 17 15 19.74%
I lost my virginity at 18 13 17.11%
I lost my virginity at 19 5 6.58%
I lost my virginity in my twenties 13 17.11%
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Old 10-12-09, 07:23 PM   #61
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well to the original post, read up on Canadian sex laws.

14-18yrs having sex so long as theres no more than 2 years age difference, over 16's can have sex with anyone older (or two years younger) and you have to be over 18 to have anal sex.
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Old 10-12-09, 07:27 PM   #62
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I'll have you know my fiancee is a size 10, blue eyes, blonde hair, very ample boobies, 5ft 7, and also a management accountant and earning more than I do

Nope, sorry, I wouldn't at all. Im known for being extremly fussy!!!

Class, I have it

I am sorry but I find your attitude towards a womans physical appearance quite shallow. My wife is overweight, one tit and earns about 20% of what I earn.

You know what, she has given me 25 year of love, happiness, tenderness and friendship. Beauty may well be in the eyes of the beholder, and I wake up next the most beautiful woman in the world every morning.

She is also the oldest woman I have ever slept with, as I happily remind her most mornings.

Your obviously very lucky to have an intelligent, good looking high earning girlfriend. I just hope nobody better looking than you passes by her.
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Old 10-12-09, 07:47 PM   #63
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14/15/16 ...particularly for the girl they are prime breeding stock
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and you have to be over 18 to have anal sex.
Spat some more

Though sounds like the Canadians have got the law about right.
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Old 10-12-09, 08:06 PM   #64
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once you have mopped up, take time to think dispassionately. Nature designed humans to start knocking out sprogs as soon as they are physically capable. Not necessarily emotionally.

Nature would like a girl to knock out kids every year from about 11 to 40+. At one time nobody would have bated an eyelid at a 12 year old getting married. Modern society has deemed they are still children, but mother nature has not been told this.

Additionally think of the genetic programming lads have had for a few 1000 years. you start with early man, who is going to spread his genes the most. The one who bops any passing female on the head, drags her into his cave for a bit of hows your father or the one looking for the monogamous relationship. Additionally the females are also looking for the strongest gene pool for their kids. So Mr chest thumping club welder is the one knocking out the sprogs.

Generation after generation it is the ones successful at passing on their genes that are siring the most. No wonder we are genetically programmed to chase a bit of skirt. We cannot help it. It is all our dads, granddads fault, etc.
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Old 10-12-09, 08:18 PM   #65
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once you have mopped up, take time to think dispassionately. Nature designed humans to start knocking out sprogs as soon as they are physically capable. Not necessarily emotionally.

Nature would like a girl to knock out kids every year from about 11 to 40+. At one time nobody would have bated an eyelid at a 12 year old getting married. Modern society has deemed they are still children, but mother nature has not been told this.

Additionally think of the genetic programming lads have had for a few 1000 years. you start with early man, who is going to spread his genes the most. The one who bops any passing female on the head, drags her into his cave for a bit of hows your father or the one looking for the monogamous relationship. Additionally the females are also looking for the strongest gene pool for their kids. So Mr chest thumping club welder is the one knocking out the sprogs.

Generation after generation it is the ones successful at passing on their genes that are siring the most. No wonder we are genetically programmed to chase a bit of skirt. We cannot help it. It is all our dads, granddads fault, etc.
I knew what you meant, just came as a bit of a surprise that's all.

I'll need to remember the bit in blue for the next time I'm in need of a chat up line

In seriousness though, I didn't think a girl was biologically "ready" as soon as she starts her periods (ie: 11-13), I thought there were good medical reasons why the law was set at 16yo and that it wasn't really the best idea for girls to be sexually active before 15 or 16?

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Old 10-12-09, 08:29 PM   #66
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I thought the main reasons for being 16 is because its not possible to get a job until your 16, meaning you cant support yourself until your 16?
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Old 10-12-09, 08:31 PM   #67
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Maybe not, but as the father of two girls I became very protective at the point they stopped padding their bras. After all I knew what I was like when I was a randy little schoolboy and I would not liked my daughters to meet somebody with my alley cat morels ate that age
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Old 10-12-09, 08:37 PM   #68
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Your obviously very lucky to have an intelligent, good looking high earning girlfriend. I just hope nobody better looking than you passes by her.
No chance, im buff.
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No chance, im buff.
And what he lacks in looks, he makes up for in modesty
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Old 11-12-09, 12:28 AM   #70
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Just having a girlfriend would be good enough for me,

guess its soon to be another birthday alone
Whens your birthday we can be alone together

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You don't understand a lot of men all that well then. Maybe its just your selections of man that is the issue...


I have standards. I only go with really fit women. Average and joe uglies don't get my sword! Neither do heffers.
Theres standards and then there to high and yours are to high. I personally have none
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