Hello!

[Littlepeahead]

Originally Posted by Mark_h

Did I miss something? Is this another LPH JBA reference?



Poor form. Do not threaten the cabinet. If you think you are hard enough then perhaps challenge for the position of Minister of Offensive Defense but until then we expect intra-cabinet violence to be limited to ribbing, leg pulling and acceleration related ass-kicking only.

GMCA Wildkid -2 for threatening the cabinet. Very unsustainable.

Eh? Not that I'm aware of, though the PM did get through a lot of my expensive foot cream.

Fear not Cabinet, I will protect you. As the PM knows I have previous form for headbutting a GBH convicted drug dealer in Essex and breaking up a scrap between 2 men on the tube with a rolled up copy of Cosmopolitan Magazine. Small but deadly me.

[Fallout]

Originally Posted by Mark_h

Did I miss something? Is this another LPH JBA reference?

I said "Destroying Wales". I was pre-empting innuendo references from Spank (regarding destroying whales). Thought I'd get it out of the way so there was no come back!

Originally Posted by Littlepeahead

Fear not Cabinet, I will protect you. As the PM knows I have previous form for headbutting a GBH convicted drug dealer in Essex and breaking up a scrap between 2 men on the tube with a rolled up copy of Cosmopolitan Magazine. Small but deadly me.

Yes. She is indeed somewhat unhinged.

Originally Posted by Mark_h

Did I miss something? Is this another LPH JBA reference?



Poor form. Do not threaten the cabinet. If you think you are hard enough then perhaps challenge for the position of Minister of Offensive Defense but until then we expect intra-cabinet violence to be limited to ribbing, leg pulling and acceleration related ass-kicking only.

GMCA Wildkid -2 for threatening the cabinet. Very unsustainable.

-2 already? I think ill apply

Originally Posted by Wildkid

Im even more manly than chuck norris!

Roundhouse to the face!

So you're a Ginger pensioner?

[Mark_h]

Originally Posted by Thunderace

So you're a Ginger pensioner?

GMCA warning Thunderputter......
If you either a) encourage AndrewSmith or b) start another Chuck Norris is so hard ........ thread you will be deducted.

Please note use of GMCA warnings here so save bleetings ref unfair docking!

Originally Posted by Wildkid

-2 already? I think ill apply

Oh and WildKid, you're on -3. They are cumulative... Need to start some sustainable activity pronto...

Its vtwin related, show u guys on Sunday.

Originally Posted by Jammy

Speaking of tattoos, i have a big piece on my arm now as of 2 days ago

Which arm is it on?

Originally Posted by Mark_h

GMCA warning Thunderputter......
If you either a) encourage AndrewSmith or b) start another Chuck Norris is so hard ........ thread you will be deducted.

Please note use of GMCA warnings here so save bleetings ref unfair docking!


Oh and WildKid, you're on -3. They are cumulative... Need to start some sustainable activity pronto...

How can I go about doing this then?

EDIT: totally forgot about that one ha!

[Mark_h]

Originally Posted by Wildkid

How can I go about doing this then?

EDIT: totally forgot about that one ha!

Given you don't have a rideable bike you have few options closed out but those remaining include:-

Having useful tools that the useless tools in GM can borrow to do stuff.
Having box of useful levers, body panels etc that you can send to Jammy next time he tries to clean/ride/park his bike.
Having a special skill or access that is useful to one or more member of the GM (owning a tyre shop, home botox kit, access to Pinewood studios etc)
Posting excellent humorous posts. (Note see Spank for "how to" and Daddyjob for "how not")
Living somewhere useful whereby we can pop in for a cup of tea or mid-ride frame repairs (Fallout mostly) and then making those services available at the right time.
Having access to a holiday let (Cottage, caravan, field, we're not fussy) in NWGuildford, SWGuildford or anywhere else with stonking roads but too far to get there and back in a sensible day.
Turning up to Loomies (or alternate meet) in a car and either getting the teas in or popping a BBQ out the boot and producing excellent bacon butties.
Do you have a sister or cute work-mate? JBA is always a good option.

In general anything that improves the sustainability of the empire is good. Anything that displeases the Minister for Sustainability is bad. Simples!

Originally Posted by Mark_h

GMCA warning Thunderputter......
If you either a) encourage AndrewSmith or b) start another Chuck Norris is so hard ........ thread you will be deducted.

Who's this Thunderputter character then? Tried to send him/her a pm but it didn't work!