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Old 12-05-06, 10:31 PM   #61
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Brings to mind another classic Venom lyric from the start of Teacher's Pet.

Teacher caught me ************ underneath the desk
she looked at me and winked her eye said "see you after class"


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Old 12-05-06, 11:44 PM   #62
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Little known band over here D.A.D

Jihad I'm getting mad
and there's no fuel left for the pilgrims.

or

they throw the best damn parties at the rim of hell
oh yeah you can tell by the smell.

(so they also been to the ace cafe on a hot friday night )
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Old 13-05-06, 12:06 AM   #63
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I can only think of less serious ones off the top of my head the first one that comes to mind is....

"Dogs like me 'cause im crazy sniffable"

and a more serious one.....I'll try and find one later on...

Also while im here Northwind put a Pharcyde song up and it made me listen to that album again its absolutely amazing. I went to see DJ format (+ friends) at the Manchester academy and they did one of their songs with Ya Mama in the background safe to say it was great.
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Old 13-05-06, 01:49 AM   #64
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Best song lyrics ever:

A police car and a screaming siren
A pnuematic drill and ripped up concrete
A baby wailing and stray dog howling
The screech of brakes and lamplights blinking

That's entertainment.

A smash of glass and the rumble of boots
An electric train and a ripped up 'phone booth
Paint splattered walls and the cry of a tomcat
Lights going out and a kick in the balls

That's entertainment.

Days of speed and slow time Mondays
****ing down with rain on a boring Wednesday
Watching the news and not eating your tea
A freezing cold flat and damp on the walls

That's entertainment.

Waking up at 6 a.m. on a cool warm morning
Opening the windows and breathing in petrol
An amateur band rehearsing in a nearby yard
Watching the telLY and thinking about your holidays

That's entertainment.

Waking up from bad dreams and smoking cigarettes
Cuddling a warm girl and smelling stale perfume
A hot summers' day and sticky black tarmac
Feeding ducks in the park and wishing you were faraway

That's entertainment.

Two lovers kissing amongst the scream of midnight
Two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude
Getting a cab and travelling on buses
Reading the grafitti about slashed seat affairs

That's entertainment.


The Jam 1979ish
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Old 13-05-06, 02:34 AM   #65
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Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me
As her body once did
All five horizons
Revolved around her soul
As the earth to the sun
Now the air I tasted and breathed
Has taken a turn
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Old 13-05-06, 01:53 PM   #66
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Quote:
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Also while im here Northwind put a Pharcyde song up and it made me listen to that album again its absolutely amazing. I went to see DJ format (+ friends) at the Manchester academy and they did one of their songs with Ya Mama in the background safe to say it was great.
A while back, me and some mates were quite drunk, wandering down the street and occasionally saying a random Ya Mama lyric... Then the rest of us would give the shoutout. Then this guy on the other side of the street, just minding his own business, suddenly shouts out "Ya mama wrote a pop song". I hurt myself laughing...
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Old 13-05-06, 04:55 PM   #67
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I'm a rocker
I'm a roller
I'm a right out of controller.
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Old 13-05-06, 05:00 PM   #68
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I do like;

Ambition makes you look pretty ugly
Kicking and squealing gucci little piggy


by radiohead.

But my favourite lyrics are;

When you shine
You know you take
a massive part out of me
And when you smile
you know you blind
to all the horrors I see


by Spiritualized... They just make me think of Kirsteen the lovely lady in my life...
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Old 14-05-06, 04:53 PM   #69
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too grown up to dream


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Old 14-05-06, 05:08 PM   #70
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Lie to me, convince me that I've been sick forever
And all of this will make sense when i get better....

Evanescence - Breathe No More
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