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Old 06-10-10, 10:35 PM   #71
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#goes down to the garage armed with a sponge, soapy water and a silencer#



I'll come down tomorrow, you pin him down, and I'll wrap him up in WHITE duck tape!
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Old 06-10-10, 10:46 PM   #72
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Glad your bike is ok. Lucky escape!


Can't believe the amount of knicker twisting caused by the mention of a broken nose. Some sexist knickers methinks
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Old 07-10-10, 05:45 AM   #73
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in the kitchen
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Old 07-10-10, 06:25 PM   #74
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You can also get Duct Tape. Its used for taping up Air con type Ducting, funny enough.

Sellotape is also available. Im not sure what a sello is, or why one would need to be taped.
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Old 07-10-10, 06:44 PM   #75
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This thread has made me giggle. It is the most awesome, random, humorous thread I have read for a while! Love it!
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Old 07-10-10, 09:56 PM   #76
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Domestic violence is not the best course of action.



Drag her into the street so everyone can see it.










It's a public forum guys, sick and wrong it may be but it's just a forum.
You can tell winters nearly here and people are getting cabin fever already.
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Old 08-10-10, 08:47 AM   #77
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** This thread is useless without pictures ** The End
As far as I recall, this is still an U rated site.. But maybe we'll get to see it on tape?
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Old 08-10-10, 09:58 AM   #78
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Sellotape is also available. Im not sure what a sello is, or why one would need to be taped.
americanism for Cellulose tape

also known as durex tape in Aus!!!!
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Old 08-10-10, 10:00 AM   #79
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Condom tape?
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Old 08-10-10, 10:03 AM   #80
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Condom tape?
do you have to apply your own glue
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