Nudist BBQ.* UPDATED*

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

Turning my mind back to the buffet, might their be things best avoided? Maybe stay clear of the hot dip for example? There is sure to be salad but at this event I feel sure even that will be without dressing!

Anything that might crumble and fall causing companions to follow the path of the waywood morsel, thus eyes inadvertantly to focus upon the likely miscreant of the occasion......just so much to bare in mind, what you reckon?

I reckon bare is still the keyword.

[Biker Biggles]

Don't eat that olive.












Not unless she says it's OK at least.

Filipe...Bare? You must excuse the pun. And what about taking dips in the pool? Oh dear what about that game of throwing the beach ball with young lady on your shoulders? Oh now that could be a real test of my control. Will I be left with leech like marks on the back of my neck afterwards? This is all such an education.


Lordy.Lord.....My friend Karl who will be hosting the party has just called me. he now tells me that he is thinking of having a few party games also. He seems to very much favour the one where everyone lines up(alternating male/female) and have to pass a balloon through their legs to the person behind(oops little pun there...behind? fnaar). That person then passes it over their shoulders. Has anyone played this game? Is it suitable for such an occasion?

Now I'm getting visuals. Somebody lift this thread out of the gutter while I try to do the same with my mind

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

Filipe...Bare? You must excuse the pun. And what about taking dips in the pool? Oh dear what about that game of throwing the beach ball with young lady on your shoulders? Oh now that could be a real test of my control. Will I be left with leech like marks on the back of my neck afterwards? This is all such an education.

I think I'll refrain from any further comments, my sheltered life hasn't granted me any knowledge of such matters.

You know I have to say that I am a little dissapointed that some of our ladies have not popped in to mark my card for me, you know give me a few pointers!(Mind you I guess a pointer is going to be one of my main problems! :P

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

Turning my mind back to the buffet, might their be things best avoided?

Tacos?

Good call Jabba. I think the chilli peppers might be best left alone also. Dont want any unbaffled brass choruses do we?

Originally Posted by Peter Henry

You know I have to say that I am a little dissapointed that some of our ladies have not popped in to mark my card for me, you know give me a few pointes!(Mind you I guess a pointer is going to be one of my main problems! :P

Maybe they don't think there's any point worth talking about

Originally Posted by UlsterSV

Maybe they don't think there's any point worth talking about

Sorry PH