Why do constipation tablet companies always... - SV650.org

Mr Speirs · 11-02-09, 06:54 PM

pretend that talking about constipation is acceptable conversation over lunch.

There was one on just now where three women are sat round a table and another just comes over and says
'Ah man, just had a dump and it was well hard!!'

Or words to that effect. Another one pipes up and say:
'Ahh my dumps are really hard too try these'

Biker Biggles · 11-02-09, 07:16 PM

Because they are full of ****?????

Rich · 11-02-09, 07:20 PM

I talk about $hit all the time

But most of you know that from my drivel on here!!!

11-02-09, 07:25 PM

I'm always amazed that they need to advertise dioherria tablets, it isn't as if you think.... "hmm sure could stock up on some of those bad boys".

Some things you buy when you need them, you don't have a favorite brand lol.

Mr Speirs · 11-02-09, 07:30 PM

Haha yeah exactly Hob.
Canesten Duo adverts always made me laugh too.

They always depicted a woman entering a chemist and quite loudly asking.

'Canesten please'
I was just waiting for the day when she followed that up with:
'I have thrush'

Mr Speirs · 11-02-09, 07:30 PM

Posted twice. Forums being wierd.

11-02-09, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hob

Some things you buy when you need them.....

Aye.... a quick jog to the Chemists after a Prawn Vindaloo never hurt anyone

11-02-09, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Speirs

Haha yeah exactly Hob.
Canesten Duo adverts always made me laugh too.

They always depicted a woman entering a chemist and quite loudly asking.

'Canesten please'
I was just waiting for the day when she followed that up with:
'I have thrush'

lol!

11-02-09, 07:43 PM

Is this a separate discussion to the names for the damn things?

I think I know the one Britney is talking about... suffice to say the name ends in ease, just in case you missed the point of the ad.

11-02-09, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hob

I'm always amazed that they need to advertise dioherria tablets, it isn't as if you think.... "hmm sure could stock up on some of those bad boys".

Some things you buy when you need them, you don't have a favorite brand lol.

You should have seen the look I got in Sainsburys when I bought a box of them along with a box of Imodium...I told the cashier im going to take a dose of each and see which one is stronger, let them fight each other...

(The real reason I bought both is because im off traveling and its recommended to take some of each with you, just incase)

Dan

11-02-09, 06:54 PM	#1
Mr Speirs Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northampton Posts: 2,218	Why do constipation tablet companies always... pretend that talking about constipation is acceptable conversation over lunch. There was one on just now where three women are sat round a table and another just comes over and says 'Ah man, just had a dump and it was well hard!!' Or words to that effect. Another one pipes up and say: 'Ahh my dumps are really hard too try these' __________________ Smokey Black Burnty 02 - Racetech Smoulderlators + .90kg BBQ Springs, zx10r shockingly toasted, Conti Road Attacks heat up very nicely, R&G Crash Bungs but what f**king use are they, No Colour Matched Hugger, Flame Extenda, Beowulf Titainium Oval Flame Thrower.

11-02-09, 07:16 PM	#2
Biker Biggles Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Barnet Herts Posts: 5,071	Re: Why do constipation tablet companies always... Because they are full of ****????? __________________ On a clear day we stand there and look further than the ordinary eye can see.

11-02-09, 07:20 PM	#3
Rich Member Mega Poster Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,089	Re: Why do constipation tablet companies always... I talk about $hit all the time But most of you know that from my drivel on here!!! __________________ RIP Hovis - Unlucky Boyo

11-02-09, 07:25 PM	#4
hob Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Why do constipation tablet companies always... I'm always amazed that they need to advertise dioherria tablets, it isn't as if you think.... "hmm sure could stock up on some of those bad boys". Some things you buy when you need them, you don't have a favorite brand lol.

11-02-09, 07:30 PM	#5
Mr Speirs Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northampton Posts: 2,218	Re: Why do constipation tablet companies always... Haha yeah exactly Hob. Canesten Duo adverts always made me laugh too. They always depicted a woman entering a chemist and quite loudly asking. 'Canesten please' I was just waiting for the day when she followed that up with: 'I have thrush' __________________ Smokey Black Burnty 02 - Racetech Smoulderlators + .90kg BBQ Springs, zx10r shockingly toasted, Conti Road Attacks heat up very nicely, R&G Crash Bungs but what f**king use are they, No Colour Matched Hugger, Flame Extenda, Beowulf Titainium Oval Flame Thrower.

11-02-09, 07:43 PM	#9
orose Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Why do constipation tablet companies always... Is this a separate discussion to the names for the damn things? I think I know the one Britney is talking about... suffice to say the name ends in ease, just in case you missed the point of the ad.

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