org cheer me up

im sore, bored and iritable

this may work for tim wilky but its ****ing me off

so start posting things to cheer me up/ make me laugh

thanks
dave

[garynortheast]

You'll either laugh or cry at this....

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

[Wideboy]

Originally Posted by davepreston

im sore, bored and iritable

this may work for tim wilky but its ****ing me off

so start posting things to cheer me up/ make me laugh

thanks
dave

what do you call a bird with 2 peenarses?

ndubz

Did you get your lever?? Didn't get a "I love Amanda" thread. Bloody men never satisfied .............

[widepants]

whilst traveling around northwales after the AR...I got over taken by a pushbike

[Wideboy]

why are pirates called pirates........ because they aaarrrrr!!!

Why does it take 100 women with PMS to change a light bulb?

IT JUST FECKING DOES OK !!!

[Wideboy]

why does mr T have to say about the BP oil leak?

he pittys the fuel

[widepants]

why is it I always know how fast Im going...unless of course I get stopped by ze law

Originally Posted by garynortheast

You'll either laugh or cry at this....

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

crying

Originally Posted by Wideboy

what do you call a bird with 2 peenarses?

ndubz

true

Originally Posted by Amanda

Did you get your lever?? Didn't get a "I love Amanda" thread. Bloody men never satisfied .............

you got a wuv u message on facebook tho
see 2nd post ," i cant get no"

Originally Posted by widepants

whilst traveling around northwales after the AR...I got over taken by a pushbike

hahahahahahahaha mint

Originally Posted by Wideboy

why are pirates called pirates........ because they aaarrrrr!!!

3 out of 10 more effort required