So, this 'ere belly button fluff then... - SV650.org

06-06-06, 03:54 PM

Thought I'd start this before they lock the GYKD thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiderman

K... i think the requirment for having hair in your belly button starts with being hariy in the right places.
Like your chest and belly for a minimum. Now i'm sure as lovely and long as your hair is you have drawn the line at attempting to grow the chest and belly hairs yourself.

And trust me, youre missing nothing.

No no no, not hair, fluff.

Hairy belly buttons just seem... wrong!

But fluff, I don't get fluff. I've got an inny and it doesn't collect fluff.

Yeah, and can anyone actually find the bottom of their belly button? And if you do, does it give you a kind of weird squirly feeling down your spine if you poke it?

Enquiring (and possibly daft) minds want to know.

06-06-06, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by K

Yeah, and can anyone actually find the bottom of their belly button? And if you do, does it give you a kind of weird squirly feeling down your spine if you poke it?

Enquiring (and possibly daft) minds want to know.

STOP!!! I've got a thing about belly buttons!
Can't go near it

Can't feel it

Can't push it or poke it

Can't even talk about it

*runs away never to return to this thread...*

06-06-06, 04:33 PM

I've got a very deep belly button.. it hurts if i poke the bottom of it...

Never get any fluff tho....

06-06-06, 04:34 PM

I don't get fluff either

Spiderman · 06-06-06, 05:09 PM

Look girls, as i explained. You need a hairy body to be able to collect and direct the fluff to the right place.
I only get the odd hair in there with the fluff.

And yes, i can fin the bottom of mine....and yes it makes me feel funny as hell.

We should PM pics of belly buttons to BabyJ now shouldnt we?

06-06-06, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiderman

Look girls, as i explained. You need a hairy body to be able to collect and direct the fluff to the right place.
I only get the odd hair in there with the fluff.

And yes, i can fin the bottom of mine....and yes it makes me feel funny as hell.

We should PM pics of belly buttons to BabyJ now shouldnt we?

You dont want another court order do you spiderman?

Belly button fluff is a man thing

06-06-06, 05:32 PM

Hmmm, so let me get this right - men's belly buttons, like their owners, accumilate various bits of unknown tat, the origin of which is hazy at best, colour = variable and use = none.
This has to be weeded out to be disposed of as it'll never go away of its own accord and yet all that seems to do is make way for more accumilated tat to appear.

You're right Spidey - it's a man thing.

I still want some thoguh just to see what it feels like - now, where did I put that cotton wool...

... hee hee, that tickles.

06-06-06, 06:10 PM

I don't get fluff either, this may be in part to my Naturist lifestyle. My navel is rather deep though and once found a brooding Labrador bitch and 5 pups nestled inside.

06-06-06, 06:23 PM

Yeah, I get like a tingling sensation when I poke my bellybutton, but at the same time a bit uncomfortable.
Don't think I could stand it being poked with the sharp end of a pencil though. *shudder

I think bellybuttons are useful!
To make a cheap, personal and thoughtful gift for your partner;
Before you go asleep at night, simply pour jelly into your bellybutton whilst laying down.
When you wake the following morning simply peel out the miniture jelly and present it to your loved one as a small token of love!

You could probably do the same with egg custard too!!

06-06-06, 06:29 PM

It has been long established that men of breeding do not encourage belly button fluff.

The navel has, in fact, evolved amongst the genteel classes as a repository for salt - ideally fresh ground sea salt. Thus, should one's partner (and we are principally talking female here) feel somewhat peckish, one can reach across to a small jug kept on the bedside table, snap off a stick of celery and, dipping the celery in the said salt, offer the aforementioned partner a perfectly seasoned, low GI and low calorie snack. This assuages hunger whilst not causing increase in girth.

Now, if one has accumulated fluff in Nature's Salt Cellar, this delightful and nourishing snack is unlikely to be acceptable.

06-06-06, 05:09 PM	#5
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06-06-06, 04:33 PM	#3
Ping Guest Posts: n/a	I've got a very deep belly button.. it hurts if i poke the bottom of it... Never get any fluff tho....

06-06-06, 04:34 PM	#4
Tara Guest Posts: n/a	I don't get fluff either

06-06-06, 05:32 PM	#7
K Guest Posts: n/a	Hmmm, so let me get this right - men's belly buttons, like their owners, accumilate various bits of unknown tat, the origin of which is hazy at best, colour = variable and use = none. This has to be weeded out to be disposed of as it'll never go away of its own accord and yet all that seems to do is make way for more accumilated tat to appear. You're right Spidey - it's a man thing. I still want some thoguh just to see what it feels like - now, where did I put that cotton wool... ... hee hee, that tickles.

06-06-06, 06:10 PM	#8
Peter Henry Guest Posts: n/a	I don't get fluff either, this may be in part to my Naturist lifestyle. My navel is rather deep though and once found a brooding Labrador bitch and 5 pups nestled inside.

06-06-06, 06:23 PM	#9
Xerbraski Guest Posts: n/a	Yeah, I get like a tingling sensation when I poke my bellybutton, but at the same time a bit uncomfortable. Don't think I could stand it being poked with the sharp end of a pencil though. *shudder I think bellybuttons are useful! To make a cheap, personal and thoughtful gift for your partner; Before you go asleep at night, simply pour jelly into your bellybutton whilst laying down. When you wake the following morning simply peel out the miniture jelly and present it to your loved one as a small token of love! You could probably do the same with egg custard too!!

06-06-06, 06:29 PM	#10
Anonymous Guest Posts: n/a	It has been long established that men of breeding do not encourage belly button fluff. The navel has, in fact, evolved amongst the genteel classes as a repository for salt - ideally fresh ground sea salt. Thus, should one's partner (and we are principally talking female here) feel somewhat peckish, one can reach across to a small jug kept on the bedside table, snap off a stick of celery and, dipping the celery in the said salt, offer the aforementioned partner a perfectly seasoned, low GI and low calorie snack. This assuages hunger whilst not causing increase in girth. Now, if one has accumulated fluff in Nature's Salt Cellar, this delightful and nourishing snack is unlikely to be acceptable.