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15-09-06, 01:56 PM

A blond, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much would you charge me?"

The blond quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need were in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realise that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blond' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blond replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blond added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

Skip · 15-09-06, 02:03 PM

Very good!

15-09-06, 02:04 PM

"There was the sound of of the bottom of a barrel being scraped on Noah's Ark....."

Sorry, but that one's older than me

15-09-06, 02:05 PM

Spiderman · 15-09-06, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jabba

"There was the sound of of the bottom of a barrel being scraped on Noah's Ark....."

Sorry, but that one's older than me

But only cos youre older than the hills mate

New one on me and funny enough i thought.

Stu · 15-09-06, 08:39 PM

Great, keep um coming, us young uns haven't heard them!

15-09-06, 01:56 PM	#1
DoubleD Guest Posts: n/a	More Friday humour A blond, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much would you charge me?" The blond quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need were in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realise that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blond' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blond replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blond added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

15-09-06, 02:03 PM	#2
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15-09-06, 02:04 PM	#3
Jabba Guest Posts: n/a	"There was the sound of of the bottom of a barrel being scraped on Noah's Ark....." Sorry, but that one's older than me

15-09-06, 08:39 PM	#6
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