Joke

A Welshman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep
and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realized
that they were stranded on a desert island. After being there a while, he got
into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a firey red with beautiful cirrus
clouds the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As
they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
lonely Welshman. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely
until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sun sets
together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman. The most beautiful the man had ever seen.
She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed
her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their
evening beach ritaul. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm gentle breeze - perfect
for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the Welshman started to get 'those feelings' Again.
He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and
realizing he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman,
cautiously, and whispered in her ear.






'Would you mind taking my dog for a walk?'

Groan!! :P

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Cheers
Ben

Scientists have discovered that many of men in the UK have penises measuring 3 inches or less.

To help solve this problem they have asked them to identify themselves by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars.