Housemate help

[missyburd]

he left the washing up, you snapped, ww3 then broke out, he then washed up .................................................. ..................dont want to worry you but that sounds like me and her indoors.

hasnt worked all bloody term though. Something's sunk in, I think it has more to do with the chap who lives in the room next door to him, he's yelled at him way more than me haha. I don't care, he's going, I shall celebrate! as I thought he was stying till the end of next week :confused: :cheers::cheers::cheers:

Oh it wasn't world war 3 as when I say snapped I don't mean I ranted and raved at him, I tell him firmly to go do it, as I would my dog. Seems to have the desired effect lol. We worked out a while ago that shouting doesn't work :-(

[phil24_7]

Good plan. I'd be tempted to clean under the rim of the loo with his toothbrush as well.

A friend of mine once used a housemates loofa as an ar$e scratcher, stuck their toothbrush up his ar$e and wiped his seamen over the taps in their sink!! Tis a plan to ruin him without him knowing!

[phil24_7]

MYC - is he there over the Christmas break, as I could do with a ride out in the lovely Welsh Wales and I have 2 weeks off over Chrimstmas and new year.

[missyburd]

MYC - is he there over the Christmas break, as I could do with a ride out in the lovely Welsh Wales and I have 2 weeks off over Chrimstmas and new year.

lol nope hence why I said he goes home tomorrow :p

[missyburd]

AND he's just broke one of my plates! meh.

[phil24_7]

I'll pop over sometime in the new year if you so desire. Just for a brew you understand.

[Frank]

I'll pop over sometime in the new year if you so desire. Just for a brew you understand.
Fancy a ride buddy

[phil24_7]

Sure, wear something old though.

[Frank]

Shall I pack a fugly big stick

[phil24_7]

No need, I have carbon knuckles!

[Moffatt666]

Sounds good. You going to video it for the .org?

[missyburd]

I'm telling you this purely for your entertainment more than anything :p

M only got back yesterday from his jollies. So far today he has written a note on the kitchen board "we should make a rota for us all to follow to help keep the flat nice and tidy". Great as long as he follows it, which I doubt... I added to the bottom of his note "If you could return all cutlery etc to their proper places in the kitchen CLEAN that would be good too." :mrgreen:

He also managed to somehow make the top two shelves of the fridge collapse so everything fell out on the floor, cream was everywhere, typically MY cream :rolleyes: He then mopped up the kitchen floor, missing the big patch of cream peeking out from under the fridge. I was making an egg and bacon butty at the time - very nice too I might add - when I noticed a nasty smell coming from the mop. I asked him if it had been sat in water, he says "Yep, all over the holiday since I last cleaned the bathroom". The bathroom being cleaned because he puked all over it. So the kitchen floor has been washed with a mop that's been sitting in stagnant water....dear me. let the games begin as they say!!


Tune in again for the next installment of Housemate from Hell, brought to you by exasperatedstudents.com :rolleyes:



Sounds good. You going to video it for the .org?

hehe more than likely :cool:

[blueflame]

Wait til he is asleep, nick his house key, wait til he goes out, pack his room up into black bags and leave outside in the front garden. Call the land lady and give her his key and an invitation to inspect the debris (make it real bad ;-)) in the room!! Stand back & watch :cheers:

[Biker Biggles]

Have you considered applying to the Jeremy Kyle Show?
It would make a nice change from the usual DNA/lie detector who shagged who stuff.

[xXBADGERXx]

Pour Water over him at night and then stand over him with a zippo , when he wakes up give him the scary eye and say quietly "If you don`t tidy up , I`m gonna set you on fire you scruffy unt"

[SoulKiss]

Have you considered applying to the Jeremy Kyle Show?
It would make a nice change from the usual DNA/lie detector who shagged who stuff.

I dunno - sounds like hes' fecked the whole house :P

[missyburd]

Have you considered applying to the Jeremy Kyle Show?
It would make a nice change from the usual DNA/lie detector who shagged who stuff.

I wouldn't be seen dead on there personally (I expect that would make a change too :p) but I could suggest it.

Pour Water over him at night and then stand over him with a zippo , when he wakes up give him the scary eye and say quietly "If you don`t tidy up , I`m gonna set you on fire you scruffy unt"
This idea I like VERY much :twisted:

[blueflame]

I wouldn't be seen dead on there personally (I expect that would make a change too :p) but I could suggest it.


This idea I like VERY much :twisted:

Wear an S10 respirator whilst you do it for effect :smt098

[yorkie_chris]

Can we just bring our tame davepreston and some of his mates down and kidnap him... post him to beirut or something?

[missyburd]

Can we just bring our tame davepreston and some of his mates down and kidnap him... post him to beirut or something?

Well you'd need someone as tall as Davepreston to bring this one down M's tall fella, and just containing his hug mop of ginger curly hair might be a challenge in itself lol.

[yorkie_chris]

Tazer.

[missyburd]

Tazer.

Lol any excuse to use one :p

[yorkie_chris]

Given the choice, I'd get hold of some beanbag shells for shotgun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9ls5NO3GHI

[SoulKiss]

Tazer.

Channelling Scoobs are we?

[phil24_7]

I may just be making a surprise visit to Aber at this rate. No need for a tazer, it's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog that matters!

[missyburd]

I may just be making a surprise visit to Aber at this rate. No need for a tazer, it's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog that matters!

Lol well bring Kate, we can have a chinwag then while you do whatever it is you do :-D :p

[missyburd]

###NEWS JUST IN###

Landlady has been to collect the rent this evening and apparently has "risen her voice and told him she never wants to see it like that again" (the mess of "filthy dirty plates") - her words - she found upstairs on the landing). I have been reliably informed from a housemate :lol:

Just to really kick her in the teeth, he can't actually pay her the rent as he has no money (no loan due to officially not being a student any more), he's told her the cheques in the post, think he plans to get his folks to pay :rolleyes:

Oh and the trolley that has appeared in the garage which she wasn't happy about? He actually said to her "Oh that's my fault, I brought it home when I was drunk one night" to which she replied "Well I TRUST it will not be there by the end of your year here" LOL, loving this, we right enjoyed just sitting back and watching the show!

[xXBADGERXx]

OOoooh get the Popcorn in :D

[phil24_7]

Does this mean my trip is cancelled? Guess I'll have to go and hit the pillow now!!

[-Ralph-]

Haven't read the whole thing, but I had exactly the same problem with a uni housemate, we just made his life hell...

We cleaned up the kitchen then took every last plate and utensil and locked it away. When he came back he found empty cupboards and was told he could f#~k off and eat at McDonalds unless he promised with his life to wash up.

For the loud music we just kept cutting the plug off his stereo, he turned it down when he no longer had enough flex to reach the plug.

He did lock the door to the bathroom, but he'd go in at midday with a portable radio, a book and 40 cigarettes and refuse to come out until early evening, topping up the bath with hot water when it got cold. Unable to use the toillet for half a day at a time, we switched off the hot water so he couldn't refill the bath, and when he still refused to come out we opened the lock with a screwdriver and went in with buckets of cold water.

Eventually we got rid of all his terrible habits and now he's one of my longest standing mates! :D He still thinks he did nothing wrong and we picked just on him though.... I'm gonna send him a link to this thread :mrgreen:

[joshmac]

Haven't read the whole thing, but I had exactly the same problem with a uni housemate, we just made his life hell...

We cleaned up the kitchen then took every last plate and utensil and locked it away. When he came back he found empty cupboards and was told he could f#~k off and eat at McDonalds unless he promised with his life to wash up.

For the loud music we just kept cutting the plug off his stereo, he turned it down when he no longer had enough flex to reach the plug.

He did lock the door to the bathroom, but he'd go in at midday with a portable radio, a book and 40 cigarettes and refuse to come out until early evening, topping up the bath with hot water when it got cold. Unable to use the toillet for half a day at a time, we switched off the hot water so he couldn't refill the bath, and when he still refused to come out we opened the lock with a screwdriver and went in with buckets of cold water.

Eventually we got rid of all his terrible habits and now he's one of my longest standing mates! :D He still thinks he did nothing wrong and we picked just on him though.... I'm gonna send him a link to this thread :mrgreen:
:lol: LMAO, good story
Cheered me up from being fed up with revision :mrgreen:

[joshmac]

###NEWS JUST IN###

Landlady has been to collect the rent this evening and apparently has "risen her voice and told him she never wants to see it like that again" (the mess of "filthy dirty plates") - her words - she found upstairs on the landing). I have been reliably informed from a housemate :lol:

Just to really kick her in the teeth, he can't actually pay her the rent as he has no money (no loan due to officially not being a student any more), he's told her the cheques in the post, think he plans to get his folks to pay :rolleyes:

Oh and the trolley that has appeared in the garage which she wasn't happy about? He actually said to her "Oh that's my fault, I brought it home when I was drunk one night" to which she replied "Well I TRUST it will not be there by the end of your year here" LOL, loving this, we right enjoyed just sitting back and watching the show!
I bet you had a well smug grin after that :lol: :mrgreen:

[missyburd]

Haven't read the whole thing, but I had exactly the same problem with a uni housemate, we just made his life hell...

We cleaned up the kitchen then took every last plate and utensil and locked it away. When he came back he found empty cupboards and was told he could f#~k off and eat at McDonalds unless he promised with his life to wash up.

For the loud music we just kept cutting the plug off his stereo, he turned it down when he no longer had enough flex to reach the plug.

He did lock the door to the bathroom, but he'd go in at midday with a portable radio, a book and 40 cigarettes and refuse to come out until early evening, topping up the bath with hot water when it got cold. Unable to use the toillet for half a day at a time, we switched off the hot water so he couldn't refill the bath, and when he still refused to come out we opened the lock with a screwdriver and went in with buckets of cold water.

Eventually we got rid of all his terrible habits and now he's one of my longest standing mates! :D He still thinks he did nothing wrong and we picked just on him though.... I'm gonna send him a link to this thread :mrgreen:

LOL fantastic! I like the plug idea and the locking away of cutlery :D

He has a habit of having baths without switching the light on and locking the door, nice huh?

I bet you had a well smug grin after that :lol: :mrgreen:

Possibly :twisted:

[joshmac]

LOL fantastic! I like the plug idea and the locking away of cutlery :D

He has a habit of having baths without switching the light on and locking the door, nice huh?
I'm glad it's not me who's going to walk in and flick the light on :smt103 :smt078
You should add a lock to the outside so you can lock him in when he forgets to do it himself. A few times of being stuck should make him think about the lock concept before closing the door next time :rolleyes:

Possibly :twisted:
I knew it! :mrgreen:
.

[joshmac]

Just thought.. he doesn't sound like the sharpest tool in the shed. Take the fuse out of the plug on his stereo. Then let the classical music corruption commence from the depts of the kitchen
Mwuhahahahaaaaa :twisted:


*Ahem* No idea what just came over me. Much be over revision-ified :lol:

[missyburd]

Just thought.. he doesn't sound like the sharpest tool in the shed. Take the fuse out of the plug on his stereo. Then let the classical music corruption commence from the depts of the kitchen
Mwuhahahahaaaaa :twisted:


*Ahem* No idea what just came over me. Much be over revision-ified :lol:

lol, someone he lived with last year said he actually thinks M is a little autistic as he's one of those people that just won't get a hint no matter how obvious you make it. You can leave threatening notes and he just forgets them or just doesn't get the "tone" of the note lol. He'll come in your room and will literally be forced to leave as he doesn't get you don't like him peering about - no doubt looking for discarded underwear or something equally perverted, he is that type of bloke. Just a general plonker really.


OH OH OH I forgot to mention i scared the LIVING BEJESUS out of him yesterday :-D:-D:-D

It was pitch black in the corridor and I was just going into my room after having a chat with me mate. Heard him thundering down the stairs and for some reason hid round the corner (my room has a little wall outside to hide behind :-D). Turned out he was coming to give me my cellotape back and as luck would have it he came round the corner to leave it by my door and












RARRRRRRRGH!!!!! I shouted and omg, the look on his face, was absolutely priceless!!!! He actually waved his hands about his face like a wally, nothing fnnier than a tall bloke with huge hair screaming like a girl. I was in hysterics for over 10 minutes!!! :smt040:smt040:smt040

He actually gave me a brief hug after it congratulating me on my great prank - he's a great believer in pranks you see :rolleyes:

[Lozzo]

He sounds like a nob, I'd have probably introduced him to the thick end of a baseball bat by now.

[missyburd]

He sounds like a nob, I'd have probably introduced him to the thick end of a baseball bat by now.
yeah, fortunately Aber is a small place and news travels fast, you'd be a hero in a matter of minutes :cool: :p

[davepreston]

if you want me and ur other half could come up for some free beer and i could educate him in some of the other irish traditions (punishment beatings kneecaping):smt071
uni is for education is it not;)

[tonyk]

The more you tell him the more he laughs, he knows your not going to do a damm thing against him in any form or manor,
why clean up ? ………. He’s got you.
Why do any cleaning at all ?....... he’s got you.
You lovely people wont do a damm thing about it……
So hell carry on with his merry way…you clean he’s uses and leaves it in a mess.
He’s got you lot well sussed out proper.
Either tell him straight clean up or clean OUT last chance buddy..

if all else failes get the land lady to end his letting..
good luck.

[joshmac]

lol, someone he lived with last year said he actually thinks M is a little autistic as he's one of those people that just won't get a hint no matter how obvious you make it. You can leave threatening notes and he just forgets them or just doesn't get the "tone" of the note lol. He'll come in your room and will literally be forced to leave as he doesn't get you don't like him peering about - no doubt looking for discarded underwear or something equally perverted, he is that type of bloke. Just a general plonker really.


OH OH OH I forgot to mention i scared the LIVING BEJESUS out of him yesterday :-D:-D:-D

It was pitch black in the corridor and I was just going into my room after having a chat with me mate. Heard him thundering down the stairs and for some reason hid round the corner (my room has a little wall outside to hide behind :-D). Turned out he was coming to give me my cellotape back and as luck would have it he came round the corner to leave it by my door and












RARRRRRRRGH!!!!! I shouted and omg, the look on his face, was absolutely priceless!!!! He actually waved his hands about his face like a wally, nothing fnnier than a tall bloke with huge hair screaming like a girl. I was in hysterics for over 10 minutes!!! :smt040:smt040:smt040

He actually gave me a brief hug after it congratulating me on my great prank - he's a great believer in pranks you see :rolleyes:
:smt043 That's brilliant! :mrgreen:
You should've got it on camera :p

[missyburd]

if you want me and ur other half could come up for some free beer and i could educate him in some of the other irish traditions (punishment beatings kneecaping):smt071
uni is for education is it not;)

Aww cheers for the offer hun but I think you just want an excuse to come visit the seaside really :-D

The more you tell him the more he laughs, he knows your not going to do a damm thing against him in any form or manor,
why clean up ? ………. He’s got you.
Why do any cleaning at all ?....... he’s got you.
You lovely people wont do a damm thing about it……
So hell carry on with his merry way…you clean he’s uses and leaves it in a mess.


Yes that's all very well but as much as he doesn't mind living in a hovel we fkin do. We don't touch his area upstairs, he's quite permitted to live in a $hithole, however the kitchen is everyone's and there's nothing worse than having a crappy kitchen to try and cook food in, supposed to be a lovely clean environment.

He's just done a load of washing up but only because the landlady is bringing people round to look at the house today, maybe FINALLY the message is going in? No, I won't get my hopes up :rolleyes:

[SoulKiss]

Aww cheers for the offer hun but I think you just want an excuse to come visit the seaside really :-D



Yes that's all very well but as much as he doesn't mind living in a hovel we fkin do. We don't touch his area upstairs, he's quite permitted to live in a $hithole, however the kitchen is everyone's and there's nothing worse than having a crappy kitchen to try and cook food in, supposed to be a lovely clean environment.

He's just done a load of washing up but only because the landlady is bringing people round to look at the house today, maybe FINALLY the message is going in? No, I won't get my hopes up :rolleyes:

When the landlady is round, just enquire if she would mind if you installed/improved a patio...............

[missyburd]

When the landlady is round, just enquire if she would mind if you installed/improved a patio...............
Haha :-D

[missyburd]

Ok I know I said he'd done the washing up....well this was on the draining rack "washed" :rolleyes:

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6725/p1148058lg0.jpg

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6929/p1148060so1.jpg

over half of what he's washed up has to be re-washed. Utter twit that boy.

P.S. I know you're all wanting my fashionable clip clop bang on the door mug, I also have the plate and bowl to go with :-P

[yorkie_chris]

Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): You're supposed to wash 'em first!
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): You watched me wash 'em.
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): I watched you get 'em wet.
Vincent (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/): I was washing 'em. But this ****'s hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.

[joshmac]

Ok I know I said he'd done the washing up....well this was on the draining rack "washed" :rolleyes:

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6725/p1148058lg0.jpg

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6929/p1148060so1.jpg

over half of what he's washed up has to be re-washed. Utter twit that boy.

P.S. I know you're all wanting my fashionable clip clop bang on the door mug, I also have the plate and bowl to go with :-P
That's f*cking disgraceful!
Should be clip clop smash on his head! :smt019

Get some of that imperial leather foamburst stuff and just cover his clothes in it. Get's everywhere :p:mrgreen:

[xXBADGERXx]

Time to start messing with his food so he gets the "Two bob bits"

[tonyk]

Oh what a good idea,
Xxbadgerxx , Err, are we talking about the “same” sort of messing about here.
well we all know what happens when the germs from unclean cups and plates do to our immune systems, what with these bugs and all………..

I’m saying nothing……….
but a few days with food bugs and lack of toilet paper might be the way to go…

…..its it don’t work it will still be bloody hilarious ………

[missyburd]

I’m saying nothing……….
but a few days with food bugs and lack of toilet paper might be the way to go…



I think he's immune to that sort of thing, you kinda build up that sort of immunity right at the start of life as a student :p Plus he's got a VERY thick skin :-D

[tonyk]

in that case try playing mind games....
i heard some one just puked into the sink and it went ever where,
i really would clean the cup your going to use....

[DarrenSV650S]

Isn't there anything that he doesn't like/annoys him?

[xXBADGERXx]

Washing up Liquid by the sounds of it

[xXBADGERXx]

Oh what a good idea,
Xxbadgerxx , Err, are we talking about the “same” sort of messing about here.




:smt040

[tonyk]

1/ try putting honey / something sticky on cup handles he's going to use...
2/ itching power in his bed..........

[missyburd]

Isn't there anything that he doesn't like/annoys him?
erm..........





.........


............cleanliness? Lol no not a lot really. When I say thickskinned I really do mean THICK. Takes a lot to annoy him cos he just seems to forget.

[tonyk]

for the shere hell of it, find out his mobile number...........
i think there are around 100 users on this site....
100 missed calls............its great working on nights.......
its something to do..idle time and idle fingers bit.

[missyburd]

for the shere hell of it, find out his mobile number...........
i think there are around 100 users on this site....
100 missed calls............its great working on nights.......
its something to do..idle time and idle fingers bit.

do you mean current users or members lol, cos I think there's over a 1000 :twisted:

Of course I have his number lol, gotta be able to nag down the phone when it comes to billpaying time!

[tonyk]

do you mean current users or members lol, cos I think there's over a 1000 :twisted:



whoops forgot the other zero...
" u got 1000 Messages ".:mrgreen:

[Sally]

Haha 1000 missed calls and new messages from the org would go down well with him :)

[missyburd]

Haha 1000 missed calls and new messages from the org would go down well with him :)
hehe, every single text saying "Keep clean you scruffy git" :lol: He wouldn't know what had hit him hahahahaha

[joshmac]

hehe, every single text saying "Keep clean you scruffy git" :lol: He wouldn't know what had hit him hahahahaha
That'd be jokes :-D

[missyburd]

Gah, he set the fire alarm off again this morning, at the slightly more sociable time of 7am, and my alarm was set for 8, not amused.

[SoulKiss]

Just thought.. he doesn't sound like the sharpest tool in the shed. Take the fuse out of the plug on his stereo. Then let the classical music corruption commence from the depts of the kitchen
Mwuhahahahaaaaa :twisted:

Thats not NEARLY good enough

Swap the fuse for an identical but blown one.

Much more fun

[-Ralph-]

Thats not NEARLY good enough

Swap the fuse for an identical but blown one.

Much more fun

:smt115

Now, where did I put that little box of BLOWN fuses that I've been collecting up? Knew they'd come in useful some day....:rolleyes:

[xXBADGERXx]

You know what , by now I would have shaken the guy warmly by the throat .

[missyburd]

Have told ya, he's huuuge - tallwise!

[phil24_7]

Smash him in the nuts and he'll soon come down to a normal level!

[missyburd]

I wouldn't want to go near them, I'd catch something #shudder#

[phil24_7]

Really? Didn't think you could catch things twice!?!?


*runs away sniggering*

[missyburd]

tart, you want slaps too then I take it? :-P

[joshmac]

Really? Didn't think you could catch things twice!?!?


*runs away sniggering*
LMAO! :lol:
tart, you want slaps too then I take it? :-P
Does that mean there's someone else getting them :confused::mrgreen:

[xXBADGERXx]

Have told ya, he's huuuge - tallwise!

Not many bigger than me Kiddo , that`s why I would have "Vadered" him by now :smt040

[missyburd]

Not many bigger than me Kiddo , that`s why I would have "Vadered" him by now :smt040

Yeah that's a point, he's probably 4x the size of my Yoda :lol:

In truth he's almost as tall ;)

[BanannaMan]

Not many bigger than me Kiddo , that`s why I would have "Vadered" him by now :smt040



Been plenty of offers here....
So I'm guessing that in as much as she doesn't like him, she doesn't want to be the cause of physical harm/violence coming to the sorry bloke. :smt083

...even though I'd agree he right deserves a good beating....oops... I mean a slight attitude adjustment. :twisted:

[missyburd]

Been plenty of offers here....
So I'm guessing that in as much as she doesn't like him, she doesn't want to be the cause of physical harm/violence coming to the sorry bloke. :smt083

...even though I'd agree he right deserves a good beating....oops... I mean a slight attitude adjustment. :twisted:

Not having an awful lot of testosterone in me I can't say I like to soplve every problem with fisticuffs at dawn, only when appropriate :-D He's an extremely BAD BAD BAD BAD person to live with, but he's got quite a kind heart underneath it all really.

He was all loved up in the kitchen today with his new gf... (oh she has a lot to learn :twisted:), I didn't know whether to puke or feel happy for him :lol:

[BanannaMan]

I didn't know whether to puke or feel happy for him :lol:



LOL
Hang in there girl, it'll be summer before you know it. ;)

[yorkie_chris]

Feel happy for him, he might go stay at her house!

[missyburd]

Feel happy for him, he might go stay at her house!

yep, he has been, the odd night here and there, there has been much rejoicing! I could kiss her feet if she wasn't infected with his uncleanliness. (slap hand maria harsh too harsh)

[dizzyblonde]

yeah but as soon as she sees he can't wash up, he'll be back. It won;t last long,me finks you is stuck wid him


either that or she might think that his filthy behaviour is cute and go on a mission to convert him :-)

[missyburd]

either that or she might think that his filthy behaviour is cute and go on a mission to convert him :-)
I just don't see anything cute about him! Take this evening in the kitchen. He was cooking a stirfry in his dressing gown, you have a conversation with him and he adjusts himself constantly, front and behind...

Is there anything worse than someone in your kitchen wearing potentially nothing under a just-below-the-knee dressing gown? (Obviously someone who isn't you partner/bf/gf :-P) Yuckety yuck yuck yuck. In a KITCHEN! Oh the shame.

[dizzyblonde]

that my love is a typical bloke


commonly known as neanterthal man ;-)

[missyburd]

that my love is a typical bloke


commonly known as neanterthal man ;-)
No it ain't this one is just plain yuck. He uses chopping boards without washing them first :o :lol:

[Gene genie]

come on now myc, bout time you smelt your own coffee and admit to it. you've really got a thing for this guy, to talk about him for this length of time.:smt008
:D:D

[SoulKiss]

:smt115

Now, where did I put that little box of BLOWN fuses that I've been collecting up? Knew they'd come in useful some day....:rolleyes:

Fuses are cheap and blowing one is easy.......

[missyburd]

come on now myc, bout time you smelt your own coffee and admit to it. you've really got a thing for this guy, to talk about him for this length of time.:smt008
#shudderrrrrr#

YC is the only fella for me :smt040

[Mel]

Tell the Landlady..or threaten to kick him out? haha. I wouldnt cope if i were in your shoes! :)

[missyburd]

Landlady knows now after coming into the house over the festive period and seeing all his mouldy cutlery and leftovers in the lounge and on the landing lol :rolleyes: She raised her voice a bit apparently and told him she didn't ever want to see it get in that state again lol, like that's gonna make a difference!

[Lozzo]

Haven't you killed this **** and disposed of his body in a pit of lime yet?

[missyburd]

Sssssh Lozzo, not very discrete are ya :-P

[joshmac]

Sssssh Lozzo, not very discrete are ya :-P
Meh, discretion's over rated anyway ;):mrgreen:

[Mrs_giggles]

i agree wholey with fizzwheel all get together and tell the landlady dont be ashamed that there is alot of mess its not yours, you have the right to live in a comfotable enviroment not in someones elses crap. personally i would have picked up all the crap and put it in his bed by now with the threat that if he keeps doing it this is what he will expect for the rest of his time in the house(then again i am not the nicest and most subtle individual, used to throw my husband out of bar with a baseball bat hehehe)

[dizzyblonde]

personally i would have picked up all the crap and put it in his bed by now with the threat that if he keeps doing it this is what he will expect for the rest of his time in the house

well they do say that dogs don't crap in their own beds...perhaps he'll get the hint if all the mess he makes is put in his bed:twisted:

[Mrs_giggles]

hehehe living with dave has taught me many a trick...he also not the tidyest, although not a dirty b****r,just needed properly house training. just like a little puppy.

[tonyk]

All right, this is getting a little tedious this thread now……..
Everyone and his/her dog are saying to “tell him to sort him self out or move out !!”
But no one has or not really told him off, have they.?
The land lady is well within her rights to cancel the contract with you lot, because she does not want her house in such a state ……… AND not return deposit because it needs to be decorated ………..
OUT goes every ones deposit……….
Tell his this behaviour is too much and the land lady wants HIM out or all of you are out…
END OF I think you’ve told him enough times …

..Sorry if I’m blunt……

[missyburd]

All right, this is getting a little tedious this thread now……......

Bearing in mind this thread was first made over an month ago, the initial anger with the lad has gone really. Therefore the constant resurrection of this thread is mainly for entertainment purposes and possibly if I have an amusing rant to tell.

Obviously if you don't find it amusing or are just plain fed up of seeing it then feel free to blank it out of your mind, like it never existed, I certainly won't be offended. You could even unsubscribe from the thread if you find it tedious, tisn't compulsory to read it tha knows ;)Thankyou for your thoughts though, they will be duly noted :-)

[tonyk]

Bearing in mind this thread was first made over an month ago, the initial anger with the lad has gone really. Therefore the constant resurrection of this thread is mainly for entertainment purposes and possibly if I have an amusing rant to tell.

:-)



AH……….its for entertainment purposes only………
in that way, no probs carry on venting when ever you want….I thought the problem is getting you down further and further……
I do like the very amusing ways to get him back ………
All cool..:takeabow:


oh no, geting hold of the wrong end of the stick again......sorry..

[missyburd]

No worries fella :-D I hope you carry on being amused hehe

[tonyk]

i came from..
My mate lived with 3 other guys when at uni .…… 4 guys in one house …… parties every weekend but not trashed the place but did not keep it clean, so it was dirty ……
when after the years contract had finished the land lord told them to go…
err all of them still had a few more years so somewhere else had to be found…
NO one get their deposit back…
he said he had to decorate the whole place again, and also refused to give anyone references….
so thats my rant.............
i guess when its not your own place....so...
but saying that i have a mate who is a land lord and his tenents keep their house so clean .........
he has not put the rest up for 2 years..he says because he hasent needed to spend a penny on the house...

[missyburd]

he has not put the rest up for 2 years..he says because he hasent needed to spend a penny on the house...
wow thats good.

As far as we're concerned as long as the place looks the same as it did when we moved in then the landlady shouldn't have a problem. But I guess it looked so bad she actually thought he might not bother to clean up full stop, judging by how long the plates had already been there :rolleyes:

I still find it funny he hasn't told her he's not technically a student after his final exam tomorrow....he's going to find a job apparently, haha don't make me laugh! Gah mu.....st.....re...vise....