The Megathread -for idle fingers only

[Tara]

morning

nice bright sunny morning here but its cold again still at least its dry and i can take little un out :cool:

[Nobbylad]

better having a word in their ear first m8.

Oh don't worry mate, was round at 8am this morning waking them up to explain that although they're away from home for the first time and it's Fresher's week, they need to be considerate of other people.

TBH - we've had this for years, takes a few goes at pointing out the errors of their ways each time we get a new bunch and then if it gets to the point where they don't cooperate, I take it up with the Uni, who threaten them with expulsion.

The landlord lives in a bungalow at the back of the property, so he'll be getting a knock on the door in the middle of the night next time it happens. That normally sorts it out 'cos he knows if I'm awake, he'll be next.

[Wideboy]

I had a twix this morning, it was good

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I had a twix this morning, it was good

Nice. I had a kitkat but it was simply okay.

[littleoldman2]

I had a twix this morning, it was good

I had a lay in that was good

[Wideboy]

Nice. I had a kitkat but it was simply okay.
you must go and buy yourself a twix, it is paramount that you eat something good
I had a lay in that was good was it of chocolate, caramel and biscuit variety?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

you must go and buy yourself a twix, it is paramount that you eat something good
was it of chocolate, caramel and biscuit variety?

Sound advice good sir.

As the wife has pranged the car this morning i may need something a little stronger than said biscuity treat.

[Wideboy]

Uh oh, much damage?

I'm sure a chocolate, caramel and biscuit treat could fix it

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Uh oh, much damage?

I'm sure a chocolate, caramel and biscuit treat could fix it

Not seen it yet but lets hope it's superficial. Perhaps melting the twix down and using it as filler might do the trick.

I'll post some picks if i can see through the tears later tonight ;)

[Wideboy]

People might start licking your car tho, more than usual

[Nobbylad]

Gav - did your Twix have a buttery biscuit base?

[Reeder]

I had a chocolate protein shake this morning and was nearly sick for about 2 hours afterwards.

[Nobbylad]

So you swallowed then?

[Reeder]

Well yes... I tend to swallow my drinks.

[Nobbylad]

and you didn't gag?

[Wideboy]

Gav - did your Twix have a buttery biscuit base?

Yes I have to say I do like the base base base, the buttery biscuit base


Reedz I use to use that poo, I found the peach stuff the nicest.... found it much better just to eat loads of meat everyday..... oh man I love de meat

[littleoldman2]

you must go and buy yourself a twix, it is paramount that you eat something good
was it of chocolate, caramel and biscuit variety?

No the sticky back on bed, lazy a r s e variety

[Reeder]

Reedz I use to use that poo, I found the peach stuff the nicest.... found it much better just to eat loads of meat everyday..... oh man I love de meat

Peach?! I had some maximuscle thing before which was strawberry and was only about 300ml. Used to have it once a day so it was bareable. last month I started this chocolate nutrisport 90+ jobby which I'm having twice a day but it's an entire pint at a time. I stopped having it for 10 days whilst I had some time off the gym and today I'm starting again and I had one for breakfast. Genuinely had to try so hard not to be sick!
I do eat a reasonable amount of meat anyway but this shake has such little fat and carbs and its got slow releasing protein and amino acid jobbies in it that its just awesome to take as welllllllllll :) trying to bulk up without putting on loads of fat too.

[minimorecambe]

Yack

[Wideboy]

Peach?! I had some maximuscle thing before which was strawberry and was only about 300ml. Used to have it once a day so it was bareable. last month I started this chocolate nutrisport 90+ jobby which I'm having twice a day but it's an entire pint at a time. I stopped having it for 10 days whilst I had some time off the gym and today I'm starting again and I had one for breakfast. Genuinely had to try so hard not to be sick!
I do eat a reasonable amount of meat anyway but this shake has such little fat and carbs and its got slow releasing protein and amino acid jobbies in it that its just awesome to take as welllllllllll :) trying to bulk up without putting on loads of fat too.
yeah got it from holland and barret, used to get it all from there but stopped in the end as i found just eating chicken was enough for me

[DarrenSV650S]

Anyone eat beef jerky? A bag is 50% of your daily portein and only 3% fat. So ive got two bags for today :D

[Wideboy]

yeah what about the salt :lol:

having said that i've never had any

[DarrenSV650S]

Yeh i was wondering about the salt but it doesnt give any specifics on the bag though

[Wideboy]

i think they smother it all in salt as part of the drying

where'd you get it from i want some

[DarrenSV650S]

Tesco garage. Its american stuff. Not cheap though £2 something

Doesnt taste salty but ive seen ray mears makin some with loads of salt

[minimorecambe]

I could have brought a load back if you had said something earlier. Tut

[Nobbylad]

Search for the Biltong thread...make your own and control exactly what goes on/in it!

[DarrenSV650S]

Na thats too much hard work lol

[Nobbylad]

What? Buy meat, hang in a cardboard box in an airing cupboard....lazy fooker!

[DarrenSV650S]

Should really but meh

[DarrenSV650S]

Its called wild west original beef jerky btw wb

[Wideboy]

oh yeah i seen that in tesco's

[DarrenSV650S]

Got a co-op tub of melon now to balance things out

[Wideboy]

tub of melon?

[DarrenSV650S]

Yeh its a tub with melon in it. Not sure how to describe it any better than that. Its food, you eat it

Oh and theres grapes in it too

[Wideboy]

you scotish have strange food, im going to try haggis for the first time at the weekend

[DarrenSV650S]

Mmm i love haggis. Havent had a proper fry up for ages. On a strict jerky and melon diet you see

Is miss minxer making you it?

[Wideboy]

yah, found some in the freezer ages ago and never had it so i beat her and told her i want it for my tea

[DarrenSV650S]

You tell her

[minimorecambe]

:smt075

[Wideboy]

i do!

[minimorecambe]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g137/littlehelen_2006/u_in_trouble.jpg

[Reeder]

Anyone eat beef jerky? A bag is 50% of your daily portein and only 3% fat. So ive got two bags for today :D

RDA of protein for someone my age is only about 50 something grams but these two shakes alone give me 90 :D
Never have tried beef jerky though. Got offered some the other month but couldn't stomach trying it. It looks foul!

[Wideboy]

Yet you goble on man rod no problem

[DarrenSV650S]

RDA of protein for someone my age is only about 50 something grams but these two shakes alone give me 90 :D
Never have tried beef jerky though. Got offered some the other month but couldn't stomach trying it. It looks foul!

Wasn't listening earlier. What shakes have you got??


Just got an italian BMT with lettuce tomato, jalapenos and mayo :D


"Do you want cheese and toasted?"

"No thanks"

"Do you want cheese?"

"No thanks"

"You just want it cold?"

"Yeh......"

[Reeder]

https://www.bodyactive-online.co.uk/Shopping/PdNutriSport-90.asp

Why does subway look at you as if you're retarded when you don't want it with cheese or toasted? I hate them damn fools.

[DarrenSV650S]

I know, why would I want slightly warm meat and lettuce? It's a roll, it's supposed to be cold

[Reeder]

Yeah. Lets go tell them and sabotage their ovens.

[DarrenSV650S]

*Grabs bomber jacket and baseball bat*

[Reeder]

*grabs his whip and ball gag*

[DarrenSV650S]

8-[:smt079:smt047


Just been searching for a dragons den "I'm out" video. Couldn't find one but came across this which is quite funny :mrgreen:


WHAT?!?!

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[Reeder]

Lmao! What?! WHAT?! WHAT?!

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[DarrenSV650S]

What's happened to all the daytime mega threaders?

[Reeder]

I scared them away.

[DarrenSV650S]

:cheers: :notworthy: :salut:

[Reeder]

Anyway Corporal. Now off. Later x

[andrewsmith]

I scared them away.

so the smell was you then :lol:

[Wideboy]

i work so no time for the usual whinging in here, but that has seemed to have stopped so it makes for a good read on the odd min or two

[andrewsmith]

Ditto.

Just quickly post in the tech section or in the discussions

[Wideboy]

i do on my lunch break but other times i just flick onto here and abuse reeder........... sexually

[andrewsmith]

That just sound sooo wrong if you didn't know what goes on in here.

What happens in the megathread stays in the megathread :lol:

[Reeder]

Hey man... I told you it's not abuse. I like it.

(this has gone really downhill)

[Wideboy]

Today I have not had a twix and its rained, I'm not saying the two are related but today hasn't been good

[Reeder]

Wow. That's bad news.

[Wideboy]

I know, I'm also contemplating crackin someone at work as he is disgusting eating with mouth open, doing watery burps you can smell and generally telling me about the same **** he told me yesterday

I need a twix

[Reeder]

Ergh, eating with your mouth open is the ultimate sin. ****es me off so much.

[Wideboy]

Awww ghey that thread was getting good

[Reeder]

Haha I know. Booooooooooooooooo to closing funny threads. BAD MESSIE!

[-Ralph-]

Tut! Working ridiculous hours, no sleep, lots of travel, and my first day at home with a chance to kick back and I was enjoying that.

Trust a school teacher eh! Who thinks Messie's a big grumpy spoilsport? ;-)

:lol:

[Reeder]

*Raises hand*

[minimorecambe]

I was just about to reply aswell. Tut

[Wideboy]

*peers through underpants* sorry hands are busy

[Reeder]

Anyone want to hear an interesting story?

[minimorecambe]

Yes me

[littleoldman2]

Go on then

[Reeder]

I can't think of one.

[minimorecambe]

Useless, absolutely useless

[littleoldman2]

I was getting all excited

[Reeder]

I would have written a long one, but I dont wanna get caught by my boss :-P

[Wideboy]

Lunch time

What was the story?

[Nobbylad]

I'm tired and I'm also in Londinium for the day.

[Wideboy]

Oh god you have my deepest sympathy, dislike everything inside the m25

[Nobbylad]

It ain't so bad...I had a nice porridge for brekko, watching the sunny countryside drift past on the train. Been to Embankment, now nr. Chancery Lane and just finished my Piri Piri chicken toasted flatbread, washed down with cranberry juice. Few more meetings then offski back ooop North.

[SoulKiss]

It ain't so bad...I had a nice porridge for brekko, watching the sunny countryside drift past on the train. Been to Embankment, now nr. Chancery Lane and just finished my Piri Piri chicken toasted flatbread, washed down with cranberry juice. Few more meetings then offski back ooop North.

If going via Euston, keep an eye out for Preston and Electro...

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=171019

[Reeder]

The story was to be fabricated on the spot.

[Bluepete]

It's fricken windy up on the Cat and Fiddle.

Pete ;)

[littleoldman2]

It's fricken windy up on the Cat and Fiddle.

Pete ;)

Lucky man

[Milky Bar Kid]

Half of my face is numb and I am slevering down my chin. Dentists suck.

[Bluepete]

When are you going?

Pete ;)

Feelin' brave!

[SoulKiss]

Found a way of not being bored at work, and all thanks to TheRamJams new Leathers (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=171022&highlight=leathers) :)

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Hehe :p

Oh and afternoon Orgers :)

[andrewsmith]

If going via Euston, keep an eye out for Preston and Electro...

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=171019

Haha

[-Ralph-]

Jeezus Christ! I thought this forum was about motorbikes! Right now it needs renaming - agonyaunts.org

[Reeder]

When are you going?

Pete ;)

Feelin' brave!

Epic response haha.

[Bluepete]

I think she's missed it!

Ralph turn away now...



I've got tennis elbow!

I was kicked on the elbow in 2003 after a pursuit and suffered a bit of a broken elbow that damaged the tendons. I had a cortisone injection and thought nothing more of it.

Now it's come back and the pain is worse than before. I'm on NSAID's with the promise of another injection in a few weeks. I hated it last time. Lots of sickness and numbness (no clever comments please) that knocked me for six for a few days.

Luckilly, it's my left elbow and I'm right handed.

So I've got a ton of pills to take and a huge needle full of **** coming up.

Poo.

Pete ;)

[Nobbylad]

Do you ever do any work Pete? If it's not your neck, it's your back, then your elbow....

;)

[Bluepete]

Hardy feckin' har.

Pete ;)

[robh539]

Afternoon all been a while since i was last in here.

I think she's missed it!
So I've got a ton of pills to take and a huge needle full of **** coming up.


I have another one of those injections next week in my hip joint.... poo is correct term haha

[Wideboy]

Where am I missing this gossip?

[rwoodcock01]

Pulls up into the forums after a long absence, how do all.

[minimorecambe]

Evening :)