The Megathread -for idle fingers only

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening all, someone upstairs likes me.

Grabbed my waterproofs from work, got home & put the gladioli to bed and put a fire in before the heavens opened.

After getting some new rubber I've been playing black ops all day (warming up for mw3).

Me and the boy made stew for tea & now sat supping beer waiting for my bro to go pick up the game.
Good job I booked Monday & Tuesday off (honestly didn't know the release date when I booked the long weekend).

As i said, someone must be looking out for me.

[andrewsmith]

would it be acceptable to mosh to Lou Reed?














Yep when he's playing with Metallica http://www.monochrome-heaven.com/images/smilies/headbangerkb5.gif

[Wideboy]

Hai, no twix again tut

[andrewsmith]

Right I;ve got
- 3 twixes
- 6 mars
- 3 greggs muffins and
- bottle of diet coke

Anyone want out?

[HoL]

is the diet coke cold?

[andrewsmith]

nope half drunk

[HoL]

Is all the food half eaten as well?

[andrewsmith]

nope all there still

[HoL]

Can you fashion some sort of cake with a twix base, melted mars bars mixed with muffin on top of that then the caramel & chocolate from the twixes? I'd like a slice of that please :)

[andrewsmith]

This do?


http://ediblecrafts.craftgossip.com/files/2009/01/twix2.jpg

[HoL]

I was more after something along these lines

http://www.thecupcakeblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Mars-Bar-Giant-Cupcake-Cake.jpg

Might be a little bit sickly though

[andrewsmith]

cake glourious cake
:lol:

[Reeder]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJIdNA_rrBAKPBq62dE4DhZ-MXllKEgsSesJli85kDVyY6Igm90VJvcjSyaA

[HoL]

Is that you Reeder? are you taking part in Movember? :)

[andrewsmith]

Is that you Reeder? are you taking part in Movember? :)

:winner:

[Reeder]

Wanna see my tash? I've only been growing it since friday... i was a bit behind.

[HoL]

hmmmm, I'm going to regret saying yes aren't I?

[andrewsmith]

if it like my place

He'll be going porn star

[HoL]

That does seem to be the most popular one doesn't it?

It's a great excuse to grow that muzzy you've always wanted but know you'll look a fool - there's always one person who pulls it off though

[andrewsmith]

That does seem to be the most popular one doesn't it?

It's a great excuse to grow that muzzy you've always wanted but know you'll look a fool - there's always one person who pulls it off though

:smt039

[HoL]

Prove it! it's just going to be a twix sellotaped to your lip isn't it?

[minimorecambe]

I will put a twix in your lunch tomorrow :)

[andrewsmith]

Only one!

Anyways enough proof
http://i1034.photobucket.com/albums/a426/andrewsmith1708/05112011135.jpg

[Reeder]

My tash is a pathetic excuse of one.

[HoL]

Someone keeps telling me Movember rules are that you've got to shave every day to highlight the fact you've got a silly moustache - yes / no?

How long are you going to leave it?

[minimorecambe]

And I have only just noticed that once again my signature has been changed :-?

[andrewsmith]

Hahaha

i minimorecambe, do declare that baron wideboy is the most awesome human being on this planet, It is my duty to serve him! and pointy's are lame, curvy's are the best

[HoL]

The two best Moustaches of all time:

Sam Elliott in The Big Lebowski

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8i7ATZVIzsY/TajOwI859zI/AAAAAAAAA6o/WNvN6F9F1IQ/s1600/sam_elliott_the_big_lebowski.jpg

And Dicky Strawbridge

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Environment/Pix/columnists/2009/5/27/1243416737430/****-Strawbridge-001.jpg

[HoL]

How annoying - that shows the pic on preview :(

http://www.ukgameshows.com/p/images/a/ae/****_strawbridge_photo_1.jpg

[andrewsmith]

http://www.newhousefarm.tv/images/people/richard-001.jpg

[HoL]

Think you can beat that?

[Reeder]

mine looks like the top one... only less dense and more teenage boy look

http://worldoffancydress.com/images/ymca%20kit.jpg

[andrewsmith]

bum fluff you mean

[Viney]

Sup goslings

[Nobbylad]

Yo Vineymeister...

I'm thinking of getting a Marco Simoncelli tatt.....

so there!

[andrewsmith]

anyone here??

[littleoldman2]

I am its better than "criminal minds" that's on our tele at the minute.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Evening organs.

(!!!!!! obvious statement alert !!!!!!)

Been a bit quiet in here, who let one off?

[andrewsmith]

I did about a week ago. It wasn't that bad tho

[Fruity-ya-ya]

I did about a week ago. It wasn't that bad tho
Certainly cleared the room my friend.

ps, checked out your Movember effort on your photobucket link = nice work.

I got totally fed up with my pathetic effort of facial growth I shaved it off.

[munkygunn182]

Ey up all!

[andrewsmith]

Certainly cleared the room my friend.

ps, checked out your Movember effort on your photobucket link = nice work.

I got totally fed up with my pathetic effort of facial growth I shaved it off.

At least it annoyed the missus!

Ey up munky

[littleoldman2]

ey up me duck

[munkygunn182]

Smithers, hows things dude?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

At least it annoyed the missus!

Ey up munky

Yup :grin:

I toyed with the mutton chops but should have waited until they grew in properly. (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/32512211/bonfirenight2011.jpg)

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/32512211/bonfirenight2011.jpg

I might give it a proper punt when she needs annoying again.

[andrewsmith]

not bad mate
Just hard work atm

How doo Mal

[Fruity-ya-ya]

The boy was up all night chucking up with a temperature.
The Mrs has had today off & it looks like we're in for another night of fun.

On the plus side, I've flexed Wednesday off & while he naps I might get half an hour on MW3 :smt070

[andrewsmith]

I aint buy MW3 40 notes plus whatever the add ons will be

Get BF3 far more fun

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Thought about BF3 but got it as a early Christmas gift from my Mum (desperate for X-Mas gift ideas) and hoping to see BF3 in my stocking (if I've been a good boy that is).

My brother just got Skyrim (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHEOlFf7MZU) and can't shut up about it.
Thoughts???

[minimorecambe]

Hello :)

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Hello :)
Hullooo

Nice sig.

[andrewsmith]

not played it.

Reeder's got it as he was on it last night

[andrewsmith]

Ey up Helen!!!

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Morning Orgtown

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse sucks.


not played it.

Reeder's got it as he was on it last night

Neither have I but because my bro won't shut up about it I feel like I've played it for hours!

[Reeder]

Don't get skyrim if you like sleeping... because you won't be able to. I played it on the first night I got it for about 8 hours. I ended up going to sleep at 4am and needless to say yesterday at work I was shattered!
It's pretty good though. Barely done annnnnyyy of the main story yet, just been annoying people and stealing stuff. Pick pocketing is fun and I'm a level 60 pick pocketer already haha :D

[Reeder]

P.s. fruity - I thought you'd be older than that :-P

[Fruity-ya-ya]

P.s. fruity - I thought you'd be older than that :-P
LOL - Off with the boy (he was still running a high temp last night) but he is bouncing about now he's had some breakfast.
Been watching is programs while I've been doing my best domestic goddess impersonation.

So far I hate:

Pokemon
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse


The new Fireman Sam is just wrong but tbf he has introduced me to Generator Rex (http://www.tv.com/shows/generator-rex/) which is bearable.

[BernardBikerchick]

morning peeps !! done my bit for pudsey children in need in work at 7 with a bucket collecting dosh !! lol and baked a cake too !

[Wideboy]

Don't get skyrim if you like sleeping... because you won't be able to. I played it on the first night I got it for about 8 hours. I ended up going to sleep at 4am and needless to say yesterday at work I was shattered!
It's pretty good though. Barely done annnnnyyy of the main story yet, just been annoying people and stealing stuff. Pick pocketing is fun and I'm a level 60 pick pocketer already haha :D

lad at work was banging on about that, I will get it when I'm bored of bf3 as it looks pretty sexual

[andrewsmith]

lad at work was banging on about that, I will get it when I'm bored of bf3 as it looks pretty sexual

BF3 will keep me entertained untill all my mates get sick of MW3

[HoL]

i'm sick of MW3 already. Between strict NAT & lag it's cheesing me off big time

[Reeder]

Not had any problems so far with this COD regarding NAT settings. The lag has been noticeable on a few occasions when going to stab someone or having shot them about 3 or 4 times first and I still die... but otherwise it's same oldddddddddddd.

Give it a year or two and there's going to be a whole new online gaming fad, and im quite interested in what it's going to be :D

[HoL]

Give it a year or two and there's going to be a whole new online gaming fad, and im quite interested in what it's going to be :D

Whats it gonna be? I hope it's not related to Kinect, I haven't got a room big enough for it to work in

[Wideboy]

Yeah I'll be on bf3 for a long time to come me thinks, will be more next month as I'll be moving so sort out my poxy crap internet that's laggy as fook

[HoL]

which ISP are you with?

[Wideboy]

Virgin but I have the download cap of 50kbps after I've used 250mb within 24 hours. It's crap if helens on eBay on her laptop you cant move in the game as it starts teleporting you about

[HoL]

I didn't think games counted as download figures? I'm not sure if that makes sense but thats what I was told. I've definately noticed if i'm playing games & she's on tinternet it doesn't go well for me :(

[Wideboy]

It's your bandwidth usage, mine get capped to 50kbps after 250mbs of data is used, when usually its 2mb.... much like the internet usage you get on some phone contracts

But yeah if she uses the laptop anything other than snipering is a big no no

[Reeder]

Wow that sounds poo.
Me and my brother used to both play on xboxlive at the same time whilst people were surfing the interwebs :D

[Wideboy]

We don't all live in yuppystoft tho

[HoL]

Haven't you got a pier there too? so spoilt!

[HoL]

It's your bandwidth usage, mine get capped to 50kbps after 250mbs of data is used, when usually its 2mb.... much like the internet usage you get on some phone contracts

But yeah if she uses the laptop anything other than snipering is a big no no

it's worked in my favour a couple of times. I once 'glitched' over the top of a claymore & stabbed someone to win the game :) WIN!!

[Wideboy]

YEAH YOU ****!

Southamptons so hard the pier burnt down

Well a boat crashed into it as the captain was p!ssed I think?

[Wideboy]

it's worked in my favour a couple of times. I once 'glitched' over the top of a claymore & stabbed someone to win the game :) WIN!!
nope I can't even do that, tryinh to creep up and stab someone is impossible

[Reeder]

We have two piers.

[Wideboy]

I love you

[HoL]

Reeder - Give Wideboy one of your piers. It's only fair

[Reeder]

Alright alright. But we need to have it back for summer. Deal?

[HoL]

As long as it's the good one, not the dodgy one.

[Reeder]

They're both pretty dodgy tbh. One is made out of wood though and one's concrete so that may limit which I can give...

[HoL]

Just burn the wooden one down, that'll do.

[andrewsmith]

okay okay okay

whos the funny one who blocked me in

http://www.gulker.com/blog/wp-content/2007/05/smart_car.jpg

[HoL]

Should have parked sideways/serves you right for having such a big car

[andrewsmith]

haha

well mine is one of these :lol:

CdJ84nho3_k

[HoL]

One of these would do the trick too

http://www.youtubetruck.blogspot.com/

[HoL]

Damn, didn't work....

(monster truck) horrah!

[andrewsmith]

and naked women :D

[HoL]

With ak47's ?

[HoL]

Look at this, everyone's ignoring it & it makes me sad

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=171915

[andrewsmith]

nope rust ol Chevles

[HoL]

American cars are pants I had a Chrysler Sebring on holiday, performance wise it sucked massive hairy eggs

[andrewsmith]

American cars are pants I had a Chrysler Sebring on holiday, performance wise it sucked massive hairy eggs

I was thinking more
http://trucktramp.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/kristabelletruckTimHunter.jpg

But yank cars a s***e

[HoL]

Ah ok, I'll let you have that one

[andrewsmith]

i thank you

Mention naked ladies and WB will appear

[HoL]

Have a got a pic to work?

http://www.randomnude.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/3232/girlandgun2.jpg

[HoL]

Finally!

[andrewsmith]

Have a got a pic to work?



Nope probably a good thing as its on the edge of the U rating

[HoL]

Does that not work on your screen?

[andrewsmith]

it does now

Nice!

[HoL]

Have you seen planet terror?