Four Word Story

[Law]

of moomins on Earth.

[Peter Henry]

Over in the shadows

[Law]

of the Death Star.

[TVR_Tracy]

Meanwhile, back on earth...

[Law]

NASA launched a missile

[TVR_Tracy]

which was heading for...

[Law]

Peter Henry's Marbella mansion

[TVR_Tracy]

whilst he was hosting...

[Tara]

His annual Nudist BBQ

[TVR_Tracy]

One of Peter's "Guests"...

[Tara]

Turned up in a

[Law]

His annual Nudist BBQ

Damn beaten to it, I couldn't think of that 4th word 'annual'

[TVR_Tracy]

Green thong "KeithD style"

[Law]

plus horse faced front

[Tara]

it made neighing noises

[Law]

when there's vigorous thrusting

[TVR_Tracy]

A lady guest wore

[Tara]

Two tassles and a

[TVR_Tracy]

conveniently placed rubber ring

[Tara]

Which was fine until

[TVR_Tracy]

she skewered it with

[medwaysv]

Peter's sizzled sausage. Suddenly

[BabyJ]

there was a gust

[Law]

of flatulence from PH

[BabyJ]

and everyone turned and

[Quiff Wichard]

to their surprise saw....

[Law]

Ph had followed through

[Peter Henry]

when grilling a burger

[TVR_Tracy]

"whoops" he said, "excuse.........

[Law]

..the mess I'll just..

[BabyJ]

clean myself up. After

[Peter Henry]

this BBQ sauce sets

[Law]

it'll be a lifesize

[TVR_Tracy]

image of elvis's face

[Peter Henry]

imitating Quiff when he

[TVR_Tracy]

sat down too fast

[Peter Henry]

following a marshmallow eating

[TVR_Tracy]

competition with Law and

[Law]

Tracy which they lost

[TVR_Tracy]

miserably. Luckily, Peter had

[Peter Henry]

had been practising his

[TVR_Tracy]

party piece, which was...

[lukemillar]

to hang a heavy

[TVR_Tracy]

weight from his earlobe,

[Peter Henry]

and stretch it to

[TVR_Tracy]

his little toe. Suddenly

[Peter Henry]

a cry was heard

[TVR_Tracy]

from the garage, petrol....

[Peter Henry]

fumes could be smelt

[Law]

from PH's leaking Ducati

[TVR_Tracy]

"Not my precious ducati"

[Peter Henry]

It's someone's Sv instead

[TVR_Tracy]

must be laws, said

[Peter Henry]

a little green man

[TVR_Tracy]

sitting on the pillion

[Peter Henry]

wearing shorts and stilletos

[TVR_Tracy]

and a cheeky grin...

[Law]

He preferred 748's anyway

[Law]

I got bored and read through this whole story, and it doesn't make much sense. :? Full of smut though and funny bits.

[Tara]

I got bored and read through this whole story, and it doesn't make much sense. :? Full of smut though and funny bits.

who said it had to make sense - its supposed to entertain which is does me anyway

[BabyJ]

I think it's great! lol

He preferred 748's anyway

Suddenly PH started to

[UlsterSV]

chase the green man

(way to kill a thread, Law :roll: :lol: )

[Peter Henry]

with a large spatula

[Lissa]

in one hand, and

[Peter Henry]

a few sticks of

[Lissa]

celery dangling from his

[Peter Henry]

enormous ears, and these

[Lissa]

were what he used

[Peter Henry]

as a curiously odd

[Ward8124]

modern art exhibit which......

[Peter Henry]

he planned to exchange

[Lissa]

for a proper bike



























(Lissa hides in the cupboard :D )

[Peter Henry]

in tears he raised

[$tevo]

an orphaned squirrel until

[Peter Henry]

that fatal day when

[BabyJ]

Lissa suddenly declared that

[Lissa]

she was feeling peckish :D

[Peter Henry]

and minced the poor

[BabyJ]

Squirrel by mistake when

[Peter Henry]

copying Marshall's jacket design

[BabyJ]

So PH decided to

[Peter Henry]

make childish toilet jokes

[BabyJ]

Whilst playing with the

[Peter Henry]

crocheted loo roll cover

[BabyJ]

Whilst holding the little

[Peter Henry]

friend he cherished so

[BabyJ]

much. In his hand

[Peter Henry]

waving to the people

[BabyJ]

was his little companion

[Peter Henry]

a leading SV org

[BabyJ]

member by the name

[Peter Henry]

of Swiss the elder

[Moo]

Not Swiss the wiser

[Peter Henry]

his younger camp brother

[TVR_Tracy]

with the wonky eyes

[Moo]

and a false left

[TVR_Tracy]

eye, had a rather

[Peter Henry]

interesting wardrobe consisting of

[TVR_Tracy]

a feather duster and

[Swiss]

a permed red toupe