Four Word Story

[lukemillar]

which he wore on

[TVR_Tracy]

his really shiny noggin...

[Peter Henry]

kept in his trousers

[Swiss]

and harnessed with a

[Peter Henry]

PVC chastity belt which

[UlsterSV]

caused a rash around

[Swiss]

Ulstersv's hobbit feet which

[Peter Henry]

had webbed toes and

[TVR_Tracy]

ears!!! Meanwhile, the neighbours...

[Peter Henry]

sequined tutu which hung

[TVR_Tracy]

in Tara's naughty wardrobe...

[Peter Henry]

was to get an airing

[Law]

for the very special

[lukemillar]

evening she had planned

[Peter Henry]

Tracy was on a

[lukemillar]

mission to lose her

[$tevo]

fear of large hairy

[TVR_Tracy]

Spiders with long legs...

[Peter Henry]

and was determined that

[vsumouse]

its finished, the end!!!!

[Peter Henry]

But alas Tracy was

[TVR_Tracy]

so overworked, she forgot

[Peter Henry]

the promise she had

[Tara]

mader to her mum

[Peter Henry]

regarding her choice of

[carty]

underwear for the occasion

[Peter Henry]

of the Lab Tecnicians

[Viney]

.Suddenly, a large explosion

[Peter Henry]

was emitted by Viney

[TVR_Tracy]

in the photocopier room

[Peter Henry]

cursing his outburst he

[TVR_Tracy]

got his tie jammed...

[Peter Henry]

in the paper shredder

[TVR_Tracy]

"help me" he screamed...

[Tara]

as we stood and...

[TVR_Tracy]

pointed at him, someone

[Peter Henry]

dropped an ice cube

[TVR_Tracy]

in Tara's Pimms, she

[Peter Henry]

was distraught and tried

[Tara]

fish it out with

[Peter Henry]

her tongue which had

[TVR_Tracy]

a big piercing through

[Tara]

stuck to the cube

[Peter Henry]

and as she spoke

[TVR_Tracy]

it hurtled out her

[Tara]

mouth and landed in

[TVR_Tracy]

the shreader, causing it

[Peter Henry]

to waste valuable drops

[TVR_Tracy]

of pimms and lemonade...

[Peter Henry]

Tara shrieked in pain

[Tara]

as the whole glass

[TVR_Tracy]

shattered infront of her



(not harming u obviously :))

[Tara]

aal her drink had

[TVR_Tracy]

been spilt on the

[Peter Henry]

used pair of undies

[Swiss]

which were now being

[Peter Henry]

Chewed by Tracy who

[TVR_Tracy]

vomits in Peters face... :twisted:

[falc]

on the show, gladiators

[Peter Henry]

when being pummelled with

[Davido]

A bat, THE END. :p

[Peter Henry]

he thought was near