Four Word Story

[Lissa]

As the title suggests......................add four words at a time :D



To get you started



There once was a..............................

[vsumouse]

a girl called lisa

[Peter Henry]

With famed butterfly buttock :wink:

[Stig]

crossed the blue seas

[Peter Henry]

In a boat created....

[SpankyHam]

by alien monkeys who

[sharriso74]

of parts from sv650's

Doh beaten to it

[454697819]

formed a small pixie

[SpankyHam]

. To the suprise of

[cuffy]

Monster raving loony party.....

[Peter Henry]

despite often anouncing that

[falc]

thongs were half price

[SpankyHam]

only when you are

[lukemillar]

over the age of

[454697819]

18, Lissa Bought twelve...

[keithd]

flavoured condoms for the

[HopefullySoon]

hen party weekend in ......

[454697819]

slough, not the best...

[Peter Henry]

quantity but a start

[Viney]

Suddenly, there was a

[Peter Henry]

a shuffling down below

[cuffy]

frantic hand movements ensued

[Peter Henry]

followed by the sensual

[keithd]

noise of rutting whales

[Peter Henry]

From Keith's tape recorder...

[keithd]

he stole from tara...

[Peter Henry]

Who used it for

[Swiss]

baiting large silverback Gorillas

[Peter Henry]

When their amorous attentions

[Swiss]

became a problem for

[Peter Henry]

Falc's damaged ribs and....

[Swiss]

pet cockrel which he

[Peter Henry]

had the curious habit

[Swiss]

stroking rapidly while shouting

[keithd]

whip me harder dave...

[falc]

before using the tazer

[cuffy]

scoobs became strangely aroused

[Peter Henry]

as he removed his

[carelesschucca]

helmet from the space

[Peter Henry]

which was normally occupied

[454697819]

with his hand. He

[Peter Henry]

flexed his fingers and

[Viney]

picked his pointy nose.

[Peter Henry]

due to feeling peckish

[Law]

he swallowed the massive

[carelesschucca]

gob of green snot

[Law]

which tasted of chicken.

[kciN]

but smelt like fish

[Peter Henry]

which reminded him of

[TVR_Tracy]

last weeks seafood Paella :-P

[Peter Henry]

this oddly coincided with

[carelesschucca]

Peter Henry's last stand

[Law]

up routine going badly

[Peter Henry]

when his hoola hoop

[Law]

got caught on his

[Peter Henry]

bum bag strap and

[cuffy]

neighbours brand new bbq

[TVR_Tracy]

(removed)

[kciN]

(removed)

Oops!!

neighbours brand new bbq

which he'd forgot to

[Filipe M.]

(removed)

Oops!!

neighbours brand new bbq

which he'd forgot to

clean after Ed's attempt

[Peter Henry]

of grilled halibut mournay(sp)

[kciN]

and bangers and burgers.

[Peter Henry]

which had been cooked

[kciN]

and burnt to a

[TVR_Tracy]

crisp, however he noticed

[Peter Henry]

Tracy warming her rather

[kciN]

(beat me to it PH)

colds hands on the

[Peter Henry]

biggest sausage she had

[TVR_Tracy]

Doh again.... (removed)

[TVR_Tracy]

had seen ever! However,

[Peter Henry]

her mind wandered to

[TVR_Tracy]

the half price sale

[Peter Henry]

Anne Summer's were running

[Swiss]

(Pant PH you beat me)

[Peter Henry]

and had her eye

[TVR_Tracy]

removed.. Doh u guys!!! :twisted:

[Swiss]

(I give up!!!)

[Captain Nemo]

removed

christ im going to have to be quicker

[kciN]

sinclair C5 that had

[Peter Henry]

recently tingled her in

[Swiss]

(forget it)

[lukemillar]

that special place between

(following on from PH :wink: )

[Peter Henry]

Swindon and Exeter when

[Swiss]

(this is ridiculous)

[kciN]

(Swiss, you know, writing a thread is just like making love to a beautiful women.
Write it down, realise you've c*me to early, apologise and leave)!

Caryy on.....

[lukemillar]

(Swiss, you know, writing a thread is just like making love to a beautiful women.
Write it down, realise you've c*me to early, apologise and leave)!

Caryy on.....
Except Swiss keeps on c*ming too late!

[Peter Henry]

*special note...two index fingers temporarily out of service for a spell* :wink:

[Swiss]

Believe me it's more of a bain for me that it is for you guys.

Carry on with story. . . .

[Swiss]

suddenly out of nowhere

[lukemillar]

Peter Henry leapt out

[kciN]

Swindon and Exeter when

FFS, my turn to have a Swiss moment now!! :lol:

[kciN]

Peter Henry leaped out

And caught his undercarriage

[cuffy]

in the cactus plantation

[Peter Henry]

what a ***** he

[Swiss]

felt between his two

[kciN]

front teeth. Ordinarily Peter

[Swiss]

would floss with a

[kciN]

thong or a piece

[Peter Henry]

of gusset but today

[Swiss]

he used cuffy's toe